The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep

[MasterOfHeaven]

You better beg Doc to errata Anti-life shell too while your at it

I'm not evil.. I'm misunderstood .. lol

I don't beg. Or whine. Unlike a certain Lich Cleric when he learned his cheesy Harm wouldn't work on a certain Dragon.

I simply point out the logical implications of allowing a spell like Harm to exist as is. I'm sure Doc will see the light, after all, he already realized the problem, which is why he wouldn't allow it to work on Acessiwal. He's already taken one step towards enlightenment, and will reach the full truth soon, I'm sure.

And you're evil. Definitely evil. Definitely. And as for the Anti-Life Shell, enjoy the full round casting time. Not to mention Dartan can, even if you manage to get the spell off A) Use an item to grow to Large size, giving him 10 ft reach, B) Simply use a reach weapon or C) Just use ranged weapons.

Sorry, but you're still just a miniature giant space hamster, while Dartan continues to lead with blade and boot.

 

[Nail]

Sorry, but you're still just a miniature giant space hamster, while Dartan continues to lead with blade and boot.

I didn't read KotSQ, so.....

Does MoH play Dartan, or is MoH just a big fan-boy?

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

Rather than the term "fanboy", I prefer "High Priest Of The First Church Of Dartan".

 

[Ziona]

Nah, he's just being an insanely geeky-fan-boy!

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

Nah, he's just being an insanely geeky-fan-boy!

Oh yeah? Well, in response to that, I call upon the power of Dartan to curse your dice forevermore.

 

[Ziona]

Oh yeah? Well, in response to that, I call upon the power of Dartan to curse your dice forevermore.

Wow...do you realize I am ultra superstitous of my d20s? I NEVER let anyone touch them, for fear that they may roll badly. I just bought new, beautiful dice...don't want them jinxed, lest I have to run out and buy new ones. (and yes, I have gone and bought new dice after someone touched my d20).

But since I know Dartan, and I know he is godless, I know you can't call upon his "power" to jinx said dice.

 

[Dartan]

All are welcome in the church of Dartan, just leave your deity outside. Oh and no bakers allowed!

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

Wow...do you realize I am ultra superstitous of my d20s? I NEVER let anyone touch them, for fear that they may roll badly. I just bought new, beautiful dice...don't want them jinxed, lest I have to run out and buy new ones. (and yes, I have gone and bought new dice after someone touched my d20).

But since I know Dartan, and I know he is godless, I know you can't call upon his "power" to jinx said dice.

Yeah. Dartan doesn't worship any gods. Cause he's a god now. Now, here's the good news... The great and magnificent Dartan rules over only arse kicking and survival. This means that, when making meaningless rolls for crafting, or something like that, your dice will operate normally.

However, whenever you face a situation that requires much arse kicking, or survival of you or another is on the line, your dice will fail you. Do not doubt my words, oh disbelieving heretic, or the power which afflicts you will but increase in it's potency.

The only way to redeem yourself and remove this curse upon thy dice is to repeat, three times, "Dartan is the greatest adventurer that walks the face of Greyhawk, and soon shall be the greatest of gods as well." Remember my words....

PS

 

[Malachai_rose]

heh

lol, no ones downing the fallen paladin MoH I was just observing that Vek is ths shiznat and in a battle between a high lvl spell caster and a front line beat em up...

well the caster should win theres to many things he can do to make the battle go his way, such as summoning a greater planar ally 24hd (makes him something akin to a balor or a planetar) and then having him do the dirty work, or theres the ol' Power word stun (if you have the war domain) followed by a rather nasty coup de grace, or any number of bad things,

Then theres the plane shifting the said person to another plane of existence where he couldnt live, like say the plane of fire (fighters have notoriously bad will saves) and then shifting yourself back to saftey or just word of recallin home, heh.

Well my fanboy defense of Vek is done, I'm sure he could come up with even more devious things to do to protect himself from the rabid Dartanites that seem to habitate in the post ( I actually really like Dartan, heh I'm just bustin your chops).

 

[MasterOfHeaven]

Re: Woot

So the boys are sneakin off and leavin Nanny and Kizzlorn to fend for themselves huh, heh. Well gotta say thats a cool development, but what about Vek !! and Dartan, I know it's been 18 years and all but if Dartan was say 27 when the incident with the dragon happened he would only be 45 now... thats only a few age modifiers ahh well even without Dartan I'll still read but you gots to bring Vek into this, hes ageless plus... Vek is the man, my favorite knight to be exact Well I figure thats enough buggin ya for the dynamic duo, heh, great post and lookin forward to more.

The Dynamic Duo? You know, that's actually a good way of putting it.

Minsc and Boo.
Batman and Robin.
Dartan and Vek.

You know, if you were to put Vek in red and yellow tights, he'd probably be the spitting image of Robin.

PS

Well, I figure I should comment on the story in another regard than it's lack of Dartan. Good job Doc, I think your writing style has really improved, and I was really impressed with the last post, especially the way you presented Kyler and Raelin.

PPS

Dartan. Need I say more?