The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep

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Heh heh heh... great update, Doc!

So now we've got Horacio the Chef, Metus the Guard and Tsunami... the dead horse.

But, hey, you can't beat a dead horse!
 

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But, hey, you can't beat a dead horse!
Oh no?

AN EXERPT FROM THE NEXT CHAPTER:

"You stupid horse!" Vek cried as he whipped mercilessly at the horse's undead flanks. Strips of dried horse sinew and flesh were frayed from their moorings at the yellowed bones' ends, and chunks fell to the ground like dead horse bits often will.

"Woah," neighed Tsunami.

"NOT ANOTHER 'WOAH', YOU UNDERSTAND ME??" Vek shouted as he bashed the horse's head with a hammer.

"Woah," neighed Tsunami.

"THAT'S IT, YOU WERE WARNED!" Vek then climbed up on the turnbuckle and flew off with a flying elbow smash, commonly known in the Greyhawk Wrestling Coalition as the "House-ruled Harm".

Vek's arm snapped off at the shoulder when he landed. He looked silently at his arm and said "Well, that's that then." He picked up the arm with his other hand and started beating the dead horse with it.

"Woah," neighed Tsunami.

END OF INTERLUDE: BEATING A DEAD HORSE
 


Jamison and Grumbar packed a few things together and teleported away to Greyhawk. While there, Grumbar did his best to entertain himself… but seeing as Vek thought it would be wise if they stuck together, the half-orc found himself fighting boredom in the Greyhawk archives while Jamison researched memory spells.

For a time Grumbar tried to amuse himself by looking through books with pictures, but he only managed to find a few with dirty pictures (usually medical journals of some long-dead medical practitioner). He found a small number of books with pictures of combat inside, but these only entertained him for so long. Add to this that he was always told to “be quiet” by the other library patrons, and the Knight was one unhappy fighter.

On the third day he quit trying to make sense of a diagram of the constellations and tossed it over his shoulder. “Books. Can’t read ‘em, can’t eat ‘em.” He got up and wandered around. The library was very large, and he managed to wander into a section he hadn’t seen in his time in the city. It was a large bulletin board filled with drawings of mens’ faces. “Ooh, scary men. Mean faces.” He looked over them and tried to out-scary every scary face on each picture… Then he stopped when he saw the corner of one of the pieces of paper, and something he recognized.

It was the upper right hand corner of a man’s face. The rest was covered with other pictures. He peeled away the others and saw Jamison’s face staring back at him from the yellowed paper. “Neat!”

He ripped it down and went back to show Jamison. “Jamison, did you know they draw you here and put your picture up on the wall?”

Jamison looked up from a millennia-old text on enchantment spells. “Whuh?” Grumbar handed him the wanted poster and he looked at it. “Whuh!” He dropped it on the table and reached into the sack on his side, then pulled out the Hat of Disguise he kept there. He put it on and his appearance changed, so he would be unrecognizable to anyone who might have noticed the poster.

“Hey, how much am I worth?” He picked the poster back up and saw.

JAMISON CROW
500,000 gold pieces REWARD

“That’s pretty good!”

Wanted for innumerable crimes
against the people of Greyhawk,
including mass murder, conspiracy,
treason, torture, kidnapping, and
other fiendish deeds.
~DEAD OR ALIVE~

“That’s not good.” He sighed. “Grumbar, I’m going to need a pseudonym to go by.”

“What?”

“Uh… a fake name. I can’t be known as Jamison here.”

“Ohhhh. How about Chorby… Chorby Drobber-Flounding the third, esquire, junior?”

Jamison ignored that. “Gregg Flamebrow. That’ll be my name. Call me ‘Gregg’ from now on, okay?”

“Okay, Gregg.” Grumbar winked and said loudly “I’m just standing here talking to my buddy GREGG, whose name is Gregg.” He smiled his half-orc smile.

Jamison rubbed his forehead and went back to reading his book. It was becoming clear that he wasn’t finding anything in the books, and his easily distracted mind kept flitting from topic to topic. He always wound up back at the subject of the Spellforges, and what he’d done to them. What could he do for Kizzlorn, now, to win her trust back? Was he worth investing himself in, to that end? How do you bury the past? At that, he had an idea, and thought about it for some time.

Back in Spellforge Keep, a knock at Kizzlorn’s door disturbed her from staring off into space, as she had been doing next to her hearth in her father’s old chair. “Who is it?”

“s’ Shade.”

“Come in.”

Shade entered carrying a tray with some food and drink on it. “You’ve been locked up here so long, thought ye could use some rations, luv. How’re ye feelin’?”

“Better… and I’m starving, thanks.” She took a piece of bread and ate.

“That’s fresh-baked… had to be, after Grumbar’s eatin’ everything and all.”

“It’s good.”

“So, uh…” he eased into the chair opposite hers and looked at her. “Everyone’s kinda wantin’ to know what’s in yer head. What are we to do next?”

She shrugged. “I don’t know. I’m guessing Acessiwal is watching to see how long our grief lasts, and when we’ve-“

“No, I meant- uh- what are we to do with Jamison?”

“Oh.”

“I know how ye feel, luv. I myself lost both my parents. My da’ killed my ma, and I killed my da’ in turn. I know somethin’ about pain in this area.”

“I guess you do.”

“The point I keep comin’ back to, when I think about it, is how much I miss both of them… even though da’ was an assassin. He was a great man to us and we loved ‘im. Sometimes I find myself wishin’ I’d heard him out insteada doin’ the rash thing. I still feel I was right, but just sometimes, I miss havin’ ‘im around.”

“What would you have me do? I bear Jamison no great love. To learn that he murdered my parents and had me believing the dragon did it-“

“He didn’t remember himself, luv,” Shade interrupted.

“He’s lucky I didn’t kill him.”

“Aye. But then, could ye have lived with yerself? Ye’ve adventured with him for a time and you know how he is. Jamison’s a trap-touchin’ cur, but he’s a good man with a good soul. He just… LOST that soul for a time when he got fool-careless about handlin’ things in evil temples. Jamison’s not evil, though he was under its control. Would killin’ him now, the GOOD him, have brought you any satisfaction?”

She sat and looked into the fire.

“Well. I’m not here ta lecture ye Kizz, I’m just talkin’. You’re an adult, ye can make yer own choices. Yer parents did, too. They were adventurers. They knew the risks o’ goin’ out into the world with a sword and a spellbook. The odds aren’t good that ye’ll see your gray hair, livin’ that way, is the simple truth. Adventurers die young.” He paused, looking at the flames himself. His voice softened. “I’ve died three times now. I get weaker each time I come back. Y’know… next time, I don’t think I’ll be returnin’.”

He shook his head and stood up. “Listen t’me, all prattlin’ on. Sorry. Just came to bring ye some food. I’ll be headin’ back out, now…”

“Shade.” She got up and stood on her toes, kissing him on the cheek. “Thanks.”

He smiled that smile at her. “A friend is a good thing in this world, and terrible to lose. More terrible, still, to throw away. G’night luv.” He left.

Kizzlorn sat and stared into her fire, sipping at the wine he’d brought her.

MORE TO COME...
 
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Without a doubt some of your best writing Doc, I really enjoyed going back and reading what Crow did. I have wondered on their demise since the start of this story hour.

I do feel for Crow and I appreciate what his character brings to the game. There is no question that he is the single most influencial character playing and that this story hour is better because of him. I don't give two-hoots in Halafax who is better at what or if he touches things too much. The story that has come out of that little quirk is worth it and thank you, Doc and your players, for bringing it to us.

Here's to Crow!
 



Godsday, 25th of Patchwall

Jamison and Grumbar teleported into the Keep’s atrium, and the half-orc happily dropped his pack on the floor and yelled “I’m back!” A yelp and clatter from the kitchen indicated that Horacio the chef had heard and dropped a pan of muffins.

Vek emerged from his dungeon and greeted them. “How was your trip?”

“It was good,” Jamison said, removing the hat so his features could be seen. “I didn’t learn anything about that spell, though. What’s been going on here?”

“Not much. No new dragon attack. Repairing the village. Kizzlorn’s still brooding about the castle, but she’s in better spirits. Orthos and Jo’nas are on a unitheistic retreat in a nearby town-“

“Which you’ve decided not to attend,” Jamison said.

“Yes. I find large groups of clerics bothersome. Someone always tries to turn me, and then I have to destroy them.” He laughed. “I scried on Dartan.”

“Oh? What is he up to?”

“It doesn’t look like he’s anywhere nearby plotting your death or anything. He’s in some dungeon with his sons. When I saw him he was in the midst of combat with a nightmare beast.”

“Well, that’s good. Is Kizz around?”

“Now, Jamison, I’m not sure that’s a good idea. I don’t know if she’ll want to talk to you, even after-“ Vek broke off when he looked to the end of the room.

Kizzlorn stood there, and she was staring at Jamison. “I’m here.”

Jamison swallowed and said “Uh… Kizz. I wanted to talk to you. I can’t possibly begin to-“

“Stuff your pleasantries and out with it,” she spat.

“I… I want to propose going north. These henchmen I traveled with are sure to carry something that will direct us to the creature I was working for… written orders, something, I don’t know. A clue to what’s next. Also,” and he spoke the next part with infinite care, “I thought we could give your parents and their company a proper burial.”

“Fine,” she said, spinning on her heel and walking briskly away. “We leave in the morning.”

Vek looked at Jamison, when she’d gone. “I really wasn’t expecting THAT…”

Waterday, 26th of Patchwall

The group saddled their new horses. The trek north had been deemed too dangerous to teleport through, as they would need to conserve their teleportation spells for an emergency. If Acessiwal flew over them to attack Verbobonc in their absense, they would need to be able to go back in a flash and face him. So, they planned to scry on home, save their teleports… and ride horses.

Kizzlorn rode her horse, Goldie. It was a gorgeous yellow mare with a cream-colored mane. Jamison sat atop Ashes, a spotted grey and black stallion that would match Gregg Flamebrow’s fiery motif. Shade named his Vorpal, in honor of his sword. Vek of course rode Tsunami…. And Grumbar had Sunshine.

“I’ll brush his mane every day and feed him apples. I’ll give him fresh straw and make sure he’s always happy,” the half-orc said as he buckled his saddle around Sunshine’s ample midsection. “I will not eat him, no matter how hungry I get.”

Shade said “That’s good, Grumbar. Can we get moving?”

“I’m going to give Sunshine a carrot first. Sunshine likes carrots, don’t you, Sunshine?“

Grumbar gave the horse a carrot and swung up into the saddle. “Ready.”

“North, then,” Vek said. They began the trip. “I’m the only one of us who’s made this journey before,” he remembered Jamison and said “from Spellforge Keep, that is. I’ll tell you everything I know about the area we’ll be going through…. Though I’m sure much will have changed.”

The sun turned through the sky as the day wore into afternoon and into night, and the Knights kept riding north, into the cold.

MORE TO COME…
 
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I'm currently thanking all that is good and holy that Grumbar didn't name that poor horse after anyone on the boards. Especally me. :D
 

Lela said:
I'm currently thanking all that is good and holy that Grumbar didn't name that poor horse after anyone on the boards. Especally me. :D

I'm already the Chef, so I was hoping to see the horse named Lela... :D
 

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