The Adventures of the Knights of Spellforge Keep

[Hammerhead]

As the only member of the Jamison Crow fan club, all I have to say is, WAY TO GO CROW! Nicely done, Doc. It is good to see some healing and hey, the dead dragon is pretty cool too.

The only member?

 

[Lela]

The only member?

Aw, he's just play'n. We all know that Lela and Hammerhead love the Jame Zon. Woot, woot.


Olgar:

Dang little half-orc, won't just lay down and die. . .

 

[Metus]

…OH. BY THE WAY… I KILLED EVERYONE IN YOUR CASTLE.” The dragon grinned. “…EVENTUALLY.”

Kizzlorn gasped. Metus. Horacio. Jo’nas. Orthos. The Knights of Wee Jas. All of them dead.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Man, what a way to treat your readers. Put them in a game and have them subsequently butchered!

 

[DWARF]

“TELEPORT AWAY, AND… I DESTROY YOU. …THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE… FOR ANY OF US. …OH. BY THE WAY… I KILLED EVERYONE IN YOUR CASTLE.” The dragon grinned. “…EVENTUALLY.”
MORE TO COME...

Okay, did no one else catch that last bit? He killed everyone in the castle "eventually". So, does that mean that he's covered the castle in ice and it's going to melt and crush them?

I mean, this sounds like one of those "you can save them if you get back fast enough" deals. Doesn't it?

 

[Victim]

Dragons have large Bluff scores. He could have just been trying to psyche the knights out.

 

[DWARF]

That may be true. I mean, if the Knights could still save everyone, the Dragon wouldn't go and let them know that fact, would he?

A smart Dragon would just say everyone was dead, so if he does happen to lose, the Knights aren't racing home to try and save whom they can.

 

[Cheiromancer]

I thought that destroying a lich's phylactery only robbed it of its immortality- when killed, it stayed dead. The lich could always make another one (at great cost).

The thing is, the only way a lich could tell if its original phylactery were really destroyed is by getting killed (and not coming back). It make a duplicate phylactery, but wouldn't really know if it would work. Of course, a phylactery made when the duplicate was still around would be useless.

 

[Breakstone]

I think it was a great way to keep the Knights from teleporting, Doc.

And Jamison... that was a perfect spell...

 

[Dr Midnight]

About Otto's Irresistible Dance- I don't know what the specifics are, but at the time I was told he couldn't stop dancing, thought that only meant I automatically failed Reflex Saves.

METUS: Don't worry, you'll probably be undead very soon. Captain Metus has always been a good and faithful "employee", I'm sure Vek will give him the treatment.

Who can tell me at what point I directly ripped off an Alan Moore line in the story?

The last write-up of the session will have, I think, the funniest and sickest twist ending you'll have read in this story. I told Piratecat about it earlier tonight and he had SERIOUS misgivings about a certain character's alignment. Which means it's going to be great.

 

[DWARF]

But being the tease you are, it won't be tonight, will it?