The Age of Worms - Morrus' Campaign - Finished 6th August!!

Eccles

Ragged idiot in a trilby.
Within a heartbeat, we were back in Mage Point. Within an hour, items had been traded and a vast sum of gold and diamonds handed to the leaders of the temple to St Cuthbert and Janga was on his way towards revivification. By the end of the second hour we had filled our pockets with gold from traded items, and had received a summons from Manzorian to meet and discuss the situation.

We returned to his azure castle, and met in his library where he explained the research he had been carrying out during our absence. Idly causing a book to fly across the room with his a gesture he dropped his finger onto a column of handwritten text alongside the printed script.

“I granted Balakard the use of my library for a time,” he explained. “It would seem that he was in the disgusting habit of writing in books; even books which did not belong to him. His notes are quite intriguing, and seem to indicate that he thought the Ebon Triad was a front for Kyuss’ servants. The source of the Ebon Triad was here.”

As he pointed, a chart unrolled and moved to his fingerpoint. “The bandit kingdom of ‘Redhand’, ruled over by Prince Zeech. Previously a noble town devoted to the worship of St Cuthbert, the writings of the cleric Rhorsk indicate that the town was taken over by a powerful movement towards Hextorite worship. In the writings of this religious transformation, there are mentions made in the texts to ‘the writhing dead’. The initial sweep of the Hextorite takeover was defeated by many people, not least the reclusive elven mage Lashonna, although Rhorsk’s texts indicate that the leaders of the cult escaped.

“Balakard’s notes in the margin seem to indicate that this Prince Zeech believes himself to be the annointed one, or perhaps even the son, of Hextor himself, and is involved in some kind of project designed much like the ziggurat you’ve described only made from the local red stone. The town is strongly controlled and law is enforced by the ‘Watchers’ and the ‘Blessed Angels’, who are rumoured to fly over the town enforcing the Prince’s will.”

.oOo.

We spent a few days crafting and purchasing new equipment before teleporting far to the north.

From atop a hill outside the city, we could see the winding ‘Toilway’ which led to the central of three gates. A long and noisy queue wound out of the gates, and flags and banners fluttered from the spires and walls beyond. The city was in festival, and we hastened to join the queue and enter.

Speaking to a few people as we waited to enter, we were quick to learn that the people were careful to praise and compliment their ruler whenever they were in the presence of strangers. They spoke of a celebration of 20 years ‘noble rule’ by their ‘gracious and wonderful leader’. They told us of a great banquet being organised by the ‘glorious Prince Zeech’ to which “even Lashonna herself has been invited”.

Once I had talked us past the guards (managing to convince the hobgoblin guardsman that the curious combination of a half-orc necromancer travelling along with an elven archer a pygmy savage and a gnome cleric of the travel god was perfectly normal), we passed into the city proper.

Almost immediately we managed to lose Fez, finding him 10 minutes later in the bustle of people waiting at the sign of the ‘Curious Owlbear’, from which was coming the scent of dozens of differing meats, some cooked, some cured and some raw. An obese Halfling was more than willing to sell, and it seemed that we were more than willing to buy, as we left a while later with Fez gnawing on a hunk of raw centaur steak, and Endo stuffing over 200 gold pieces of expensive (and in many cases previously sentient) meats into his backpack.

As we walked away, I could hear one of the people in the queue telling another how the Halfling had recently organised a banquet (“attended by no less a person than his august majesty the Prince Zeech!”) where recently dead and fragrantly seasoned centaurs had trotted from table to table cutting slices of meat from their own bodies.

.oOo.

Having discussed a selection of inns with passers-by, we took the decision to head to the ‘DeLuxury’, the most decadent and exclusive inn in the city. Even ‘his gloriousness’ the Prince had been seen within its stone and wooden walls. As we strolled inside, we were astonished by the surroundings – dancing girls cavorted for the watching wealthy patrons, whilst a colossal bar (made from a substantial chunk of a sailing ship) seemed to be serving every spirit we could think of. Excellent music floated from a stage beyond a well-equipped casino, whilst the clattering of silver cutlery on bone china and the scents of superb food wafted from the other side.

I sauntered into the hotel, catching sight of at least one familiar face; resting on a chaise-longue whilst savoring a brandy was Professor Murat, who until recently had owned the Emporium in Diamond Lake – before it had been destroyed by the rampaging black dragon Ilthane.

Loratio the innkeeper welcomed us into his palace, and I was swiftly persuaded to pass over a thousand gold pieces to pay for single rooms for each of us, although Endo and Flynne rapidly squandered a fortune more to upgrade to the best rooms the DeLuxury had to offer.

Whilst chatting within the palatial hotel, we were told that the banquet was to take place in 6 days, and that only the richest and most influential within the town were to be invited.

Whilst Endo ate a mixed grill of truly gargantuan proportions, including generous haunches of storm-giant, seasoned steaks of wyvern and bulette, and even glazed and thinly sliced pieces of white dragon lion.

Losing interest in the half-orc’s gluttony, I wandered over to the part of the inn where the musician was playing. Within half an hour (as Endo was tearing into a string of naga sausages), I found myself playing my lute first in accompaniment and then in out-and-out competition with the resident bard, Titus.

I matched his song, twist for twist and note for note before taking advantage of a lull in his singing. Whilst he was sipping some water I launched into a song of my own creation, picking up where his song had left off and weaving his story into an ever higher crescendo.

When we had finished, I stood after Titus, and was rewarded by not only a tremendous burst of applause from the spectators, but also a prize in the form of a week’s accommodation in the penthouse suite of the DeLuxury.

After amusing ourselves in the hotel for a couple of hours, we decided to leave and explore the city. We had to wait for Fez, all looking out of the doors and pretending not to notice as he demanded that the innkeeper provide “A tall girl, very tall. Long legs. And fat. I want meat on her. But not Halfling. Human girl. Fez likes them tall and heavy”.

Trying not to look at the tiny savage, we headed first to the ziggurat.

“Shoddy,” was Endo’s verdict. “The workers have fallen behind, and the management is hopeless. Look at the line of that scaffold. And that raising platform won’t hold anything like enough weight once they need to lift much higher.”

I squinted at what he was pointing out, but couldn’t really make out the details he was trying to get across to me. All that I could think was that the red-stone edifice looked remarkably like the destroyed ziggurat back at Kuluth-Mar before it was destroyed.

.oOo.

The Cathedral to Hextor was truly impressive. Staring up at it, we squinted at parts of the chipped and damaged sculpture higher up the building which showed the hallmarks of architecture devoted to Hieronius. The temple had been re-consecrated a number of years ago and devoted to the darker God, but at the Prince’s orders was open to the public.

A robed figure was presiding over 2 cleaning hobgoblins, whilst several other red-robed clerics bustled around in the background.

Cornering one of these, Fex passed over a large purse of gold to have the blessings of Hextor placed upon it (a process which involved dipping it in chicken entrails and what looked suspiciously like human blood); and whilst this was carried out I learned from one of the acolytes that the High Priest had been ‘insulted’ by the Prince by not inviting him to the banquet at the end of the week.

.oOo.

Back on the street I tried to ask a few people about the cleric to St Cuthbert ‘Rhorsk’. They seemed very reluctant to discuss him, and his memory was largely derided by those who were prepared to talk to me. The most concerning thing was that the temple itself was now a shambles, gently falling apart and rumoured to be haunted.

Unable to pass up something like a haunted temple, we headed that way immediately.

.oOo.

The Church of Blessed Deliverance had been badly burned in years past and was barely standing at the present time. Signs nailed to the single remaining door read that it had been condemned by order of the Prince. I muttered the words to an invisibility spell which allowed Fez to slip into the ruined temple with Flynne. A few minutes later the little warrior reported that there were tracks in the dust and signs that the rubble had been moved a years ago (around the time that Balakard had come this way).

Gesturing, Janga cast a spell to open a matching pair of doors both inside and out of the church, and we stepped through to stand near Flynne, and he pulled open the now uncovered trapdoor which led down into the temple crypts. We walked down the narrow circular stone stairwell into a scene of dark devastation.

Cracked and gnawed bones littered the floor of the violated crypt. The walls had been torn down in places, and perfectly circular tunnels burrowed magically into the earth and stone beyond. Hearing a moan from the corner, we spotted a figure curled up and rocking gently. Looking up at our torches, we could see the twisted face of a feral grey-skinned man, his once-white Cuthbertite robes tattered and hanging limply over his emaciated frame.

“Go away,” it wheezed.

“You Rhorsk?” Fez was already midway through drawing his flail, but paused to ask the question.

“You know me?” The creature was clearly either utterly insane or undead; perhaps both, but I didn’t think that a lasting conversation with Fez would help his situation and moved swiftly to take over.

“Yes,” I interjected. “We have had the honour and privilege of reading your book, sir, and were wondering if you might be open to answering a few questions. Could you tell us what took place all those years ago?”

“Ah,” came a dusty chuckle from Rhorsk. “I did keep a few things out – although I’m amazed that you’ve all found me out so quickly. I only finished writing a week ago.”

We looked at one another in concern.

“Have you had anyone else visiting,” I asked. “Perhaps in the last few… er… days?”

“Yes! Berelain, Berepal, something like that.”

“Balakard,” I suggested?”

That’s the one,” agreed the ghoulish cleric. “Came in here… must’ve been a couple of days ago, and was asking about the same writings. I told him of the execution of the heretics, which I wrote in my book, but what I didn’t write about was that after the executions I found where they were keeping the bodies I went there and spoke with their dead souls.

“They told me that they had been set on their path by ‘Mother Maggot’, which had given them the secrets of the undead and promised them still more support. They met her under a building in the south east of the city.

“I watched the building for a year afterwards, but there were not movements, and I eventually concluded that ‘Mother Maggot’ had moved on.

“The final expulsion of the heretics and cultists from the city was a tremendous time. Much upheaval – Lashonna was there, of course – couldn’t have done it without her. The Prince was involved as well, but not the church.

“Your man Baklava asked me about the same things. He said that he was going to try and infiltrate the house. Perhaps if you hurry, you might catch him!”

Unwilling to tell the cleric that Balakard’s visit had been more than two years ago, we bade him farewell and gently closed the door behind us before piling stones onto it to ensure that the ghast’s long rest might not be disturbed for many more years to come. Then, following the descriptions he had given us, we trekked through the city to where he thought ‘Mother Maggot’ had been based.

.oOo.

After a couple of missed turns, it was getting dark by the time we found the right squat 10 year old building; clearly built some time after the cult’s existence. People still celebrating in the streets seemed to give it a wide berth, and when I asked some of them why I learned that it was a sick house, run by a mad old woman.

After spending a few moments planning, Endo cast his most sickening spell, and we watched his skin dry out and sink away. His eyes seemed to shrivel somewhat, and his lips sank away from his teeth.

Taking one of his almost skeletal arms each, Flynne and I led Endo to the sick-house door, and Flynne knocked. A moment later, the door was heaved upon from within by a squat wizened looking woman with a face-full of warts. As she squinted more in curiosity than anything else at Endo and prodded him with one knobbly finger, we led him into the rooms beyond.

The rooms beyond had about 40 beds all of which were occupied. Some of the occupants moaned or thrashed, but others were still. The old crone heaved at the bedding of one of the stillest, and a rigid corpse rolled off the bed.

“Put him down there,” she indicated. “He doesn’t need it any more.” Flynne and I grinned as we lowered Endo onto the sweat and blood-stained sheets before I turned to the old woman and told her a completely made-up story about how Endo might have contracted the lethal disease which now presented itself.

As I spoke, Flynne disappeared into the back of the long building, and the woman produced a muddy potion which she poured between Endo’s rigid lips, and which he then coughed all over the badly stained sheets. I continued my tale, working into it a gentle suggestion that she should go to sleep as soon as possible.

Whilst she began to nod, Flynne returned and gave me a sign that there was something worth investigating at the back of the building. The old woman put herself to bed at my assurance that we would ‘let ourselves out’, and we watched her fall asleep before opening the door and letting in Janga and Fez.

.oOo.

At the back of the building was a deep sheer pit covered by a thick wooden board. A dropped stone fell for a long distance before cluttering to solid ground beneath. Deciding to go straight down, we leapt into the pit and floated gently to red brick flooring below under the power of a simple spell of slow-falling.

Rotting prayer mats surrounded a black triangle painted onto the floor, and a tangle of fresh-looking rope was near the room’s only exit. As we moved towards it, the rope twitched, then uncoiled and seemed to expand into a 10 foot tall human-like form of coiled and knotted ropes. It flailed towards us, catching Flynne around the head with a knotted lump of rope before entwining him tightly in a series of coils.

The elf stabbed at the rope-creature with his shortsword, and then Fez ran in screaming with his axe, hacking at the creature. Endo told us not to bother casting spells at the monster, before causing lightning to crackle and spark all over it. There was a stench of burned hemp.

Dropping Flynne, the rope creature flailed at Fez, wreathing him in coils of rope, and a noose began edging its way around his neck.

I hastened all my comrades, and Janga also cast a spell to empower himself, and whilst Flynne hacked at the creature more with his enchanted shortsword and Fez writhed around trying to savage the rope-monster with his spiked armour. Endo’s spellcasting brought forth another floating skeletal hand, which he sent forwards to touch Fez. The tiny savage suddenly grew to massive proportions, pulling free of the knots with ease.

As it battered repeatedly against Fez’ new hill giant form, I sang and Janga struck it with his enchanted mace. Flynne struck, but then Fez’ newly expanded two foot long armour spikes tore into it, shredding ropes as though they were rotting strings.

Pushing past its remains, we moved down the tight corridor into a circular room which contained a 15 foot wide pit. Runes carved into the mouldering brickwork spoke of the power of the ‘Avolakia’, a worm which could turn into a humanoid, as well as glorifying Kyuss.

We clung to Fez’ broad shoulders as he climbed 40 feet downwards to the ceiling of a chamber shaped like an upturned mixing bowl. Flynne invoked the power of his sword and took flight over the black stone floor whilst the rest of us dropped gently to the floor as I once again invoked the powers of the feather falling spell and we drifted to the floor.

As we fell, we looked around ourselves, seeing a number of alcoves containing stone statues of wormlike monsters, and a huge statue of a three headed six armed monster, which was missing three hands. Its leathery hide seemed dry and dusty, but as we neared the floor we noticed that its one good eye seemed somehow wet. The massive figure was almost a perfect replica of the ‘Overgod’ which we had fought under Diamond Lake all those months ago.

The instant we touched the floor, the wet eye blinked, and the huge arms began to flail towards us; the ground trembling as it approached.
 

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Eccles

Ragged idiot in a trilby.
The statue ground towards us, and Flynne (clutching his enchanted sword all the while) began to fire arrow after arrow down into it. Bloody ichor began to spurt from the monster’s wounds.

Shrugging us off, Fez waded into the combat, being bitten deeply on the arm before hacking a deep wound into the creature’s massively tough hide. Meanwhile, above us a red glow coalesced into the form of a heavy flail, which began to smash repeatedly onto Flynne. The creature nodded at its mystical handiwork, before crashing into Fez – the multiple hands and wicked teeth dealing his huge form massive damage to his giant body.

As I cast a spell of hastening, before Endo cast a spell of his own – a dark beam shot at the huge creature before fading to nothingness around it. To make matters worse, as with the Overgod in Diamond Lake, the failed mystical energies were drawn into the creature, healing much of the deep axe-wound which Fez had inflicted.

Janga moved forwards slightly to cast a tremendously potent healing spell on Fez, which healed all of his wounds as Endo cast another protective spell upon him.

Above, Flynne dropped slightly, firing all the while and dripping blood down onto us. In the same instant Fez screamed in anger, hacking deep wounds into the Overgod. Despite massive and appalling wounds, it screamed in reply – the sounds echoing and reverberating in the brick-walled chamber; before flailing a huge number of blows down onto Fez, sending spatters of deep coloured giant blood around the room.

As I stepped up and cast a spell of displacement to help secure Fez, and Endo failed to dispel the glowing red flail, Janga cast another powerful restorative spell, which healed not only some of Fez’ wounds, but also some of Flynne’s above us, but not enough to give Flynne complete confidence, and he dropped almost to floor level for security. As he came down, I realised why – the flail had inflicted many serious wounds to him above our heads.

Bellowing in hastened fury, Fez’ adamantine axe crashed down again and again and with a low moan the huge creature staggered and then collapsed backwards. Its three heads struck the wall, and then smashed through it, revealing four chests behind a carefully concealed false wall.

Fez leapt onto the massive barrel-chest, and brought his axe down again and again whilst bellowing in triumph.

The rest of us inspected the chests with all the resources we could muster. No magical auras, no traps, and a while later Flynne pulled them all open.

Our eyes glittered with the gold and gems which we could see. Enchanted items and potions lay roughly stacked with scrolls, weapons and armour.

Jackpot.
 


Piratecat

Sesquipedalian
Richard II said:
What!?! You stamped on the fluffy gray kitten? Someone's asking for a smiting. Poor little kitten.

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There was no sympathy for that evil kitten-worm. None!

Man, that was a fun game. :D
 

Darmanicus

I'm Ray...of Enfeeblement
Piratecat said:
There was no sympathy for that evil kitten-worm. None!

Man, that was a fun game. :D

Wish I could have been there PC. Man one of the only times I miss a sesh and you turn up.......bummer :(
 

Eccles

Ragged idiot in a trilby.
Janga’s teleport spell deposited us instantly in Endo’s luxurious suite, near the attractive tinkling of the jasmine-scented fountain. We spent a short while discussing what we needed to do, and generally agreed that in order to meet Lashonna, we would need an invitation to the celebration being hosted by Prince Zeech. Having reached this conclusion, we retired for a night’s rest.


.oOo.

The next day, I spent a little while in a number of temple libraries reading up on the Prince and the history of the city, before heading back onto the streets startling people with a series of slightly unusual questions.

“Excuse me,” I asked them. “Could you tell me where I can hire an orchestra?”

Following a particularly promising lead, I headed across town. En route, I passed through the marketplace where I couldn’t help but notice 3 bruised and bedraggled figures standing on a scaffold. A tall man wearing Hextorite robes cried out in a shrill voice,

“By the grace of his most beautiful majesty Prince Zeech, I hereby condemn these three most low traitors to be hanged.”

As he kicked at the lever and the three prisoners fell kicking to their deaths, there came a tremendous cry from the crowd.

“DEATH TO THE EBON TRIAD!”

I grinned as I walked away. Finally an aspect to politics I felt I could agree with…

.oOo.

The next couple of days were extremely busy. I remained locked in my suite at the DeLuxury, scrawling ideas and notes on sheet after sheet of parchment. Eventually, covered in ink smudges, exhausted, and full to the gills with caffeine and wine, I staggered into the morning light and arranged to have my new opera printed and bound into one hundred neat leather-backed books of music.

After a couple of hours sleep, I spent the remainder of the second day feverishly rehearsing the music with the town’s best orchestral group (who had been persuaded en masse to walk out of their booking that evening with a healthy thousand gold piece bribe). We played the piece over and over again until I was satisfied, before heading to the appointed place – the park in the centre of the city which my comrades had been working on as I was rehearsing.

The thousands of gold pieces which they had been spending to arrange a tremendous party at short notice had been well placed. A vast marquee stood to one side of the green, and hundreds of the citizens had already turned up sitting on blankets picnicking and chatting in the evening’s light.

Over the next hour, as the general public were entertained by superb dancers and acrobats which Flynne had managed to find and hire, more and more of the town’s nobility (invited from a list compiled by Endo with the help of the DeLuxury’s manager) flooded into the marquee where a banquet had been laid on.

Fez appeared to have had a talent for putting on a good spread, and there was a wide and generous selection of food and wine on offer for the invited guests. Although the little savage had managed to offer a vast array of food, there was a very heavy reliance on haunches of rare meats and a liquor called ‘nimby’.

Before the music began (and as a pair of fire-breathers waltzed through the crowd sending huge sheets of magically coloured flame skywards where a hired wizard twisted it into shapes and creations from myth), I moved through the tent making introductions and smiling broadly at our many guests. Although Lashonna and Prince Zeech had not come to our ‘little soirée’ (as I kept calling it), the Prince’s misshapen (and clearly half fiendish) daughter Hemriss had seen fit to grace us with her twisted face.

Other notables included Hoff, a fat and foul-mouthed dwarf who shouldered his way to the buffet where he seemed to try not to offend Lord Malkavian Killraven, a tall iron-haired man whose right-hand had been replaced with a hook in the course of his duties as Captain of the West Border Watch.

A short distance from this awkward pair, a flamboyant and enthusiastic conversation was taking place; the flame-haired and mischievous-looking Mahordil was clearly teasing a gleeful and exuberantly-dressed Professor Marat, the owner of the Emporium from the Diamond Lake. The two were watched by a nervous-looking Halfling woman who introduced herself to me as Miscen Witchwillow, merchant and spellcaster.

On the other side of the tent, Mariss Quemp stood chatting with a couple of merchants. I recognised him from a description given to me whilst I was touring the town in earlier days, and his finely dressed rich clothing could not disguise the half-orc ancestry somewhere in his background. He had made his reputation as an adventurer in this tough bandit country, and was clearly a man to be respected.

Another demi-human standing out in the tent was Shag Solomon, a charming yet clawed quaggoth, who was stooped to talk with the leader of the Northern Rangers, the dark skinned Captain Vulrass and Armhim, the owner of the DeLuxury. Janga was engaged in an intriguing conversation with Toriss, gnome from an outlying province who was the only person from the outlying areas who had been invited to the Prince’s banquet. The gnome seemed to be mooning after my clerical companion, following him around the marquee and offering him a large gemstone. Curious, but not wishing to get embroiled in this gnomish matter, I left the two alone.

.oOo.

The performance went off flawlessly. I employed every trick in my performing arsenal, to the point of binding several audience members to my will and transforming them from reluctant attendees to a standing ovation. I made the most of my recently developed ability to trigger spells without breaking my musical concentration, and had deliberately written a number of sequences within the music for myself. At one stage I managed to perform an apparent duet with myself for a few moments by casting an illusion and stepping away to reappear, still playing, from behind the harpist.

The music was interspersed with magical blasts of sound and visual accompaniment, and at the end, as I triggered a haste spell to play an otherwise impossibly fast allegro section of the composition, the audience rose as one for a standing ovation which lasted long after the orchestra and I had finished playing. Flowers were thrown, and at the end, as I returned to the marquee flushed with success, I was confronted by Armhin, manager of the DeLuxury with a handful of expensive gilt-edged invitations.

“I believe,” he announced to my comrades and I, “that Prince Zeech will hear of what you have done today, and will find you all to be suitably entertaining dinner guests.”

We were in. I gathered up the bound copies of my music proudly, and we retired for the night to consider our next move.

.oOo.

Flush with success, we began to plan for our next social engagement – the party of Prince Zeech. Hundreds, perhaps thousands of gold and platinum pieces changed hands in exchange for fantastic costumes and jewellery. A cast off comment from one of the tailors I had summoned to my suite at the DeLuxury sent all of us scurrying for shops, enchanters or tools to craft a suitably generous gift for his highness when we visited him 4 days later.

Much of my next few days were therefore spent cloistered away in the comfortable suite I had won at the DeLuxury, whilst the others began to spend their nights in a magical suite of extra-dimensional rooms summoned up by Endo.

I spent my time layering spell after musical spell into a small harp, whose body was carved at great expense into a grotesque series of lithe attractive and sometimes alien bodies fighting or copulating, which I had learned was likely to appeal to the prince.

Whilst I was busy, my comrades were out exploring the city, and I later learned had come into conflict with a martial pair of hobgoblins, leaders of the ‘Knights of Redhand’, champion outriders to Prince Zeech. Tiny Fez had managed to get himself dragged into a challenge of prowess. I learned from Flynne later that the tiny savage had found himself leaping from one rooftop to another over a forest of spears held by the hobgoblin’s many followers to dissuade them both from falling.

Flynne told me that whilst Fez had leapt boldly and cleanly, the far taller hobgoblin had bested him by a matter of inches. With the question of hobgoblin superiority apparently satisfied, the two warriors had then invited my comrades to a lengthy afternoon’s drinking.

.oOo.

Over the following few days, several thousands more were spent on upgrading our outfits. Fez went beserk on jewellery and ornamentation, and Flynne’s usually stealthy profile was coated in a glittering shimmering layer of gold and diamonds.

Clutching gifts and dressed to the nines, we were ready on the evening of the fourth day when a decadent ornamented carriage pulled by four besuited trolls rolled to a graceful stop outside the DeLuxury. Bearing our gifts, we clambered inside and rolled away through the city streets to the red-stone wall surrounding the palace. Gliding through, we chatted whilst sipping wine from a crystal decanter within the gilded carriage.

The palace itself was a massive sweeping building of several hudred rooms. Continually expanding wings in a dozen styles showed the Prince’s impulsive and grandiose decisions. The named gardens were filled with costly orchids, whilst from the centre of the palace rose a huge bronze and glass pagoda-like affair.

My friends and I, and the other guests, gathered in the ‘Vertiginous Terrace’. Peering around we could see that there was no sign of Lashonna yet. One of the gold-weapon armed guardsmen told me that the Prince would be there shortly, and so in the interim I enjoyed the company, chatted to other guests and sampled the foodstuffs offered by the dozens of servants who flitted around ensuring that no glass went unfilled.

After a while, we made our way up towards the promontory of the Vertiginous Terrace, heading up a white stone pathway between dozens of bleached skeletons whose chests held burning braziers to light our way in the evening light. At the top, we could see a 200 foot drop to the city below, with lights blinking into effect mimicking the stars of the early evening sky above.

Once again, I saw Janga speaking to the other gnome, who was dressed in his flowery best. He clutched a pomade to his chest as once again I saw him persue the cleric (who was not, this evening, dressed in his heavy armour), proffering the same expensive dark pearl.

We all chatted to others at the party; Flynne spoke to the hobgoblin mercenary they had met previously, and Endo talked to the bejewelled form of Mahordril. Whilst Fez chatted amiably with the only other Halfling in the group, and who was apparently not put off by his pointed and filed teeth. I spoke tentatively with Hemriss, the Prince’s daughter about her task of policing the city.

Some 20 minutes later, Prince Zeech himself arrived amidst a tremendous fanfare. A handsome man in his early 40s but looking younger, he was resplendent in the most cutting edge of clothing. He was accompanied by an incredibly short man some two and a half feet tall wearing crimson leather armour. This figure had a mummified raven attached to his shoulder and wore a strange three pointed hat bedecked by ribbons.

Hemriss explained to my curious look that this was the ‘Ominous Fabler’, the Prince’s servant, fool and advisor.

The two were flanked by several truly deformed servants. One was missing his legs and lower torso and walked everywhere on his hands. Another somehow had his face in his stomach, and a third had a small extra arm protruding from beneath his left shoulder.

A horn was blown from somewhere far overhead, and the Ominous Fabler spoke.

“My lords, ladies, gentlemen and other invited guests, Prince Zeech bids you welcome to his home. He will now receive your gifts.”

Taking turns, each of us advanced a few paces to kneel on one leg before the ruling magnate with the gift held in outstretched arms. We were not to speak until addressed by the Prince.

P’Kruss, the hobgoblin my comrades had met earlier in the week went first, kneeling with a glittering horseshoe in his outstretched hands. I was fairly convinced that the thing was a cheap thing gilded and coated with gemstones to look near-priceless, but the Prince obviously didn’t see it the same way. He broke into a broad grin and gestured the warrior into the garden.

In turn, each of us passed our gifts. Taking my turn early, I knelt in front of the monarch with the enchanted harp in my left hand, the strings thrumming with musical potency, each charged with part of the music of my recent composition. In my right hand, I held a lit torch which hovered over all of the expensively bound copies of my work. When he looked at me curiously and gestured that I should speak, I explained.

“Your glorious majesty, this harp is enchanted to play that work which I penned in your honour, a tale of your glories which so recently was played to your people. You have but to say the word, and I shall set these copies alight, so that the harp will remain; the only record of my works, and you alone shall be able to play the musics at your whim.”

Smiling somewhat cruelly at me, the Prince nodded, and I suppressed a look of pain as I allowed the torch to fall onto the leather-bound books of music. Besides; I could always write it better next time.

“It is a shame,” began the Prince, “that I was unable to attend the concert. I hear that it was well received by my citizens. I bid you enter and enjoy yourself, and I shall speak more with you later.”

Bowing, I moved further into the garden, and watched as Janga presented the Prince with an extremely graceful horse which had been trained to leap over extremely tall obstacles. The Prince looked at it, and then at a second jet black stallion which was being led by servants for another guest. Pausing for a while, he nodded, and I could see Janga sag slightly with relief.

Fez approached the monarch next. The little savage stumbled on his unfamiliar outfit and offered a large dark leather saddle, which I could see had been enchanted to conceal several exceedingly deep pockets to entertain the Prince when he was hunting.

“It doesn’t fit my horse”, yelled the Prince – almost incandescent with anger an instant after looking pleased at my gift. He gestured curtly to Fez to step back, and whispered something in the Fabler’s ear. The tiny man wrote a few notes, and then the Prince beckoned to Flynne.

My elven comrade had also heard of the Prince’s love of hunting and had somehow managed to lay his hands on a pair of skeletal enchanted hunting hounds which seemed to curb the Prince’s ire somewhat. He stared at them for a while, before simply saying “Hmmm… Thank you. Next!”

Flynne stepped sharply away and left space for Endo, who flourished a magical bag of holding as he spoke.

“For one who is master of life and death, I grant to thee this pale semblance of life.”

As he spoke, he dropped the bag to the floor, and I saw it twitch. Bursting from the bag came a skeletal face, on the end of a writhing naga skeleton. Endo had apparently raised the creature from death himself, and had clearly spent many hours carving each of its many hundreds of bones with intricate runes and pictures, and the whole thing was a grotesque yet strangely artistic masterpiece.

The Prince didn’t see it that way, and was clearly not prepared for the thing emerging so suddenly from the bag. He yelled in alarm and leapt back, imitated with uncanny precision by the Ominous Fabler, who leered mockingly at Endo as a pair of tall winged guardians materialised, swords drawn, between Endo and the undead naga. There was a moment’s still silence before the Fabler whispered “you’d better scurry somewhere out of sight”, and Endo nodded nervously as he stepped sharply away.

Comparatively there was little controversy with the gifts from the rest of the guests, and we soon found ourselves being seated on a number of chairs produced by the malformed serving staff. With a burst of the horn, the Ominous Fabler stepped forwards to address us once again.

“My masters, I present to you the Harlequinade Mortifacio, a piece which I have penned myself in honour of our glorious ruler.”

With a flourish, he called on the first of the ‘actors’. A series of skeletal performers clattered onto the stage, each performing ‘japes’ such as drinking wine to allow the liquid to tip through their bodies to spatter the floor beneath. In silence, each of the actors was put through its paces in displaying the dreadful manner of its own death. It swiftly became apparent that these performers had, in life, been actors themselves who had somehow displeased Prince Zeech, and it was his choice of torture and execution that they were displaying to us.

Whilst we watched in barely disguised horror, we were served with sparkling wine and lightly flavoured almond biscuits. At one stage, Flynne caught my eye and nodded over to the heap of incredibly expensive gifts, and I could see that the Fabler was looking closely at the horseshoe, with a jeweller’s eyeglass screwed into one of his eyes and his notebook open.

.oOo.

Once the performance had come to an end, we spent a little while talking amongst ourselves. During this time, I learned that the other Halfling, Misczen, was interested in Fez’s history, but that despite claiming to be a merchant, she seemed to know relatively little about her supposed wares. I took some pleasure in introducing her to Mahordril, who I’d learned was the head of the local Merchant’s Guild.

My amusement was interrupted by the blowing of another horn, and the Fabler led us across the grounds whilst walking expertly on stilts and singing an unpleasant ditty about boiling sparrows. He led us to the ‘Balcony of Expectorance’ where he leapt onto a railing several hundred feet above a sheer drop to the city below.

“Welcome,” he called to us all, “to the Handsome Slaughter of Curious Avians.”

Saying this, he gestured to the surroundings, and I took in dozens of cages and a rack of repeating crossbows.

“Make ready to,” he began but the Prince interrupted him with a slap which almost sent him tumbling the hundreds of feet to the city below. Zeech took up a particularly well made crossbow and announcing “I feel lucky. Anyone who can meet my score shall be given a thousand crowns.”

Saying this, he turned and the first of the cages was opened. A series of colourful flashes burst forth amongst the wingbeats of some gloriously plumed coralax birds, which flew away letting off bursts of vibrant colour as they went. The prince’s enchanted crossbow sang, and he slapped a second clip in with expert speed. When he had finished firing, six of the birds had fallen from the sky, and there was a ripple of politely impressed applause from his guests.

Each of us took our turn, and although we all expected Flynne to come closest to the Prince’s score, we were thwarted by the unfamiliarity of the repeating crossbow and the difficulty of hitting such small targets at such a great distance. The elf hit only two targets, but did manage to fire off 8 shots, and whilst his score was exceeded by Fez shooting three of the birds. Most surprising of all was Endo’s leaning on a familiar looking rod and picking off one of the birds with a perfect headshot. I squinted at him through my Clair de Lunettes, and could see the distinctive flashes of magic before his next two perfect headshots, bit he missed with the last two shots he fired (presumably when he ran out of spells he had prepared).

During the time we were not shooting, we were fed with honey-roast Coralax and spiced wine. I passed the time speaking to Captain Killraven, who was clearly an immensely loyal man – his loyalty was to the city rather than necessarily to Zeech. I was doing my utmost to charm the man but had to make my excuses and leave when I noticed Fez had spilled the drink of the brusque and unpleasant dwarf and the two were practically squaring off for a fight under the watchful eye of an amused Ominous Fabler.

.oOo.

The Fabler, walking on his hands, then led us through part of the palace, through what I could only describe as a maze into part of the basement. There, we were shown a small arena in which there were two large and two smaller crates. Producing a pair of silver rings, the twisted dwarf announced the rules of this latest perverse entertainment.

“Those wearing these rings will control the creatures in the large crates and can direct their actions. If you can create more ornaments than the Prince and escape his wrath, you shall win a tremendous prize.”

Endo shot to his feet, and was quick to slip the ring onto his finger. Once everything was ready, the two large crates were opened to reveal two large cockatrices, and whilst the rest of us were handed exotic and delicately flavoured eggs, we were entertained by Endo’s efforts to petrify more cats (released from the smaller crates) than the Prince. He was, ultimately, unsuccessful, but when his cockatrice was then engaged in full-on fight with the Prince’s, his bird landed a number of telling blows which led him to a narrow victory, and was rewarded with a large silver egg for his troubles.

.oOo.

We were then led to a long narrow garden lit by braziers fashioned from human skulls. A low mound of dyed skulls lay to one side, and we were spoken to once again by the Fabler.

“Allow me to present you to Jack,” said the Fabler as he produced a black-coloured skull. “Jack was an unfortunate criminal whose lot has been more successful in death than it ever was in life, as now he can at least provide an amusement for his Prince. In this competition, the Prince will throw Jack, and each of you shall throw your own poor unfortunate. Whoever manages to land the closest shall win the Prince’s challenge.”

Between bites of delicately flavoured (and headless) gingerbread men, we threw our skulls after the Prince’s. Although my throw was remarkably close, I was beaten by a very close throw by Misczen the Halfling. After she had collected her prize, a gong was sounded, and we all headed into the body of the palace for dinner.
 

Eccles

Ragged idiot in a trilby.
Once again, the tiny form of the Fabler led us to the next location; a massive cylindrical chamber whose centrepiece was a huge mahogany circular table. Ringing the walls were vast canvasses; portraits of Zeech himself engaged in battle, reclining on a throne, hunting, they went on and on; their pattern somehow drew the eye to a single portrait in the room which was different – a tall and stately image of a woman I recognised as Lashonna.

Above our heads, the tall bronze dome was glazed with tremendous panels of stained glass in which erinnyes frolicked in the guise of a host of angels; though a closer inspection revealed that their behaviour was anything but angelic. Just below the dome was a ring of two dozen spikes, each of which had a preserved head impaled on it. The heads twitched on their spikes and revolved to face Zeech wherever he was within the room, all the while cheering and encouraging him in magical voices.

Before we were shown to our chairs, I tried to whisper the rudiments of which cutlery would be suitable for which course to my comrades, before I was swept away by a member of the serving staff and led to my seat. I had been placed right next to Prince Zeech, and would clearly have to be on my very best behaviour for the evening.

Directly opposite the Prince was an empty seat, but I had no sooner registered this than the occupant arrived. Lashonna swept into the room, dazzlingly beautiful in a sweeping dress and a tiara of black diamonds. As she entered, she said nothing but nodded at Zeech before taking her seat.

“My dear friends,” Zeech spoke as he rose to his feet. “I bid you enjoy the feast. Eat and drink your fill in my humble abode.” Sitting again, he clapped loudly, and the double doors at one end of the chamber swung open.

3 towering manticores lumbered into the room, their wings and barbed tails crudely severed to leave space for massive platters which they carried on their backs. As the beasts moved around the table, waiting staff stepped forwards to take heavy covered goblets from these platters and place them in front of the suddenly slightly trepidatious guests.

“A pilgrim,” began the Fabler in his rich voice as he leapt onto the table, “fell upon hard times upon the moors. He saw a worm, and in his hunger devoured it. The pilgrim was rewarded by the Gods for his humility and in his memory we have served our first course.”

Saying this, he gestured and the waiting staff reached past us and lifted the lids from the goblets to reveal a single writhing fat green worm at the bottom. I looked around at my fellow guests surreptitiously, and could see several of the others looking nervously either around or at one another. Only Fez and Janga, both of whom had any wilderness training, were content to reach into their goblets and scoff down the worms (Fez seeming to take some delight in the squelch of the creature between his pointed teeth). Figuring that if those two were OK then I would be safe enough, I bit down on the fat worm, feeling the thing’s bristles touch the inside of my lips as I bit down on its squirming flesh and then the slightly warm creamy-yet-lumpy contents bursting into my mouth with an explosion of vile tastes and juices.

“Mmmm, delightful,” I smiled at the Prince to my left despite it all and he nodded to himself and smiled at the people around him, some of whom (including Endo) were already turning green and gagging.

As we waited for the next course, the Fabler regaled us with a story of a nobleman who moved a tree into his garden, and of the dryad who lived in the tree’s prolonged vengeance on him. I took my turn at telling the group a tale; one of the stories I had learned early on in my career involving a man who outwitted a dragon and sold it his wife. Unfortunately, amidst a cultured crowd I had to admit that the Fabler’s tale had been the more entertaining, and I saluted him as I returned to my seat.

.oOo.

The manticores were led out again with the next course; a massive pie which, when cut, 24 blackbirds flew out in terror. We were then served the excellent vegetable pie from underneath the upper crust together with a superb white wine. After we had finished, the Fabler sang a song of his own creation, after which I sang one of the most successful pieces from my recent performance which (although I say so myself) was far better received than the Fabler’s efforts.

.oOo.

Course three was described as the Prince’s own creation, a ‘Toj Bassaridge’ – a Tojanida stuffed with basilisk which in turn had been stuffed with the flesh of an arrowhawk which in turn was stuffed with a stirge (with three arrows on the end of its proboscis). Although the thing was partially overcooked and in places almost raw and tasted quite dreadful, I was able to quell any looks of loathing on my face and promise the Prince that I was enjoying the meaty mess on my plate, others in my group were not quite as gifted at deception. Flynne had now begun to retch audibly and on the other side of the table Endo was squirming and looking visibly uncomfortable.

.oOo.

The fourth course was one colossal fish, no doubt brought here at vast expense from the seas. Stretched on a huge platter between the backs of two of the manticores, a deformed manservant carved huge chunks off the creature and served them to us with a light whipped cream. The white flesh of the fish on white plates looked truly peculiar, but the taste combination worked very well and I cleared my plate delicately before I noticed a hacking and coughing sound from across the table.

“P…” It was Endo, rapidly turning red in the face as he appeared to choke and point at his throat. “Poi…” His face was scarlet now and he looked around himself in desperation with his eyes bulging from his face. “Poisson,” he finally managed and Janga, groaning in understanding leapt down off his chair, walked a few steps and slapped the half orc between the heaving shoulders. With a ping, the errant fishbone bounced off some silverware, and Endo took a deep and ragged breath.

.oOo.

The next course was a vast purple jelly, which the Fabler took great delight in informing us had come from the internal organs of a purple worm which “in the hands of an unskilled chef will cause instant death. Who, I wonder, will take the first taste before his highness risks his safety with this terrible dish?”

Flynne, Endo and Fez all leapt to dig spoons into the jelly before the monarch, and it was Flynne who presented a clean spoon the fastest to the tiny Ominous Fabler. After this course, as we sipped iced quesh liqueur there was a competition between us all for the greatest tale of daring and adventure. Although my story telling technique was superior, I was more than prepared to sweep my hat off to Captain Killraven’s epic tales of slaughter whilst on his patrols.

.oOo.

For the last course, a tremendous cake was brought into the room and slid gently into the centre of the table amidst some fanfare. Looking at it, I could see that the cake was a carefully crafted set of tiers – a replica of the as yet unfinished ziggurat within the city. Carefully crafted in icing and marzipan at the top in a pose of triumph was a miniature version of the Prince himself.

Once the cake was in the centre of the table all of us seated for the meal applauded politely, but as we clapped, something terrible began to happen. The cake trembled, and then a part of the cocoa-powder crust cracked. The filling oozed onto the table as one side of the cake slumped downwards. The miniature Prince Zeech toppled and slid down part of the fallen cake before tumbling to the tabletop, where its head snapped off and bounced once, twice, three times into Endo’s lap.

I slid a mask of blank lack of amusement across my face in an instant, as did one or two of the others around the table, but many people were not so quick to stifle chuckles or open laughter. The Prince stared around with venom and death in his eyes, clearly singling out those who had laughed for later punishment.

As his eyes swept the table, the Fabler remarked that it was but a cake, and not made of stone and iron. I searched around for a quip of my own, and smiled brightly at the Prince before telling him that it was just as well that he was employing his Head Chef as a cook, not as an architect.

This seemed to distract the Prince, who turned to the Ominous Fabler and instructed him, “Fabler… fetch me the Chef’s Head.”

With the bloodied head of the cook replacing the cake in the centre of the table we were served with chocolates and coffee. As we sipped at the drinks, there was a sudden cry from one side of the table. P’kruss had leapt from the table and then fallen on his knees, a thick white foam falling from his lips. Janga leapt to his feet and began to run around the huge table, but his legs were too short for the distance, and by the time he and his curing spells had arrived, the hobgoblin was dead.

Without a comment, the Prince (and a smirking Fabler) rose and left the room. We all walked dazedly after him to a ballroom, where a group of skeletal musicians clattered together to begin playing music for dancing. Snatching up a lute, I joined the band, but did take a short break to engage in some of the dancing; taking a chance to take Lashonna around the dancefloor under the watchful eye of Prince Zeech, and as we danced she whispered to me that we should meet after the dinner.

“Save your questions for later,” came her silky voice into my ear. “I will contact you soon.”
 

Eccles

Ragged idiot in a trilby.
You're lucky to get that lot. Longest update yet (13 pages of Word text!), and midway through the second installment my laptop decided to shut down! Heart attack time!
 

Tamlyn

Explorer
Eccles said:
You're lucky to get that lot. Longest update yet (13 pages of Word text!), and midway through the second installment my laptop decided to shut down! Heart attack time!

Well done and well worth it.
 

Darmanicus

I'm Ray...of Enfeeblement
Bah, 4 days of using a craft skill on those naga bones and a Ltd Wish for some funky effects and that dumbass lord still didn't appreciate me gift!!!

It did however scare the bejeezus outta him ;)
 

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