The Blade of Phoee (Updated 12/08/08)

[Funeris]

EDIT: Okay...well I looked it over, made a couple more changes...added page numbers (on the sun in the bottom right corner)...And I added bookmarks to it...so you can leap between the different character's sections.

Oh yeah, I also decided to make it just one single column...so that those of us that read at work won't have to scroll back up....

Criticism on the layout is not only welcome, but appreciated.

~Fune

 

[Anti-Sean]

Ok, End-Bringer is freaking cool. Where do I get me one of those?

 

[Funeris]

Well, Anti-Sean....you have to reach down deep within yourself and find the hidden beast that most 'normal' people hide. Bring it to the surface and enjoy its ruthlessness (although I warn you...Never in Public!!!...that only leads to a trial, possibly followed by an execution depending upon the country/state you are in...). Then you have to cater to its every whim. Allow it to roam, merciless upon the denizens of your imaginary world...again, I stress imaginary...you don't want this sucker in reality.

Place it in a locale where your characters may come in contact with it...even if it is dozens of CRs above said characters...don't worry, death is natural and life is fleeting. Then have fun!

Of course, if your players ignore it, then let it still have fun in their absence and plot their demise. That is what it is best at.

Conversely, I could email you the stat block

~Fune

 

[Anti-Sean]

Conversely, I could email you the stat block

Hmmm, I dunno... I might not be able to resist the temptation to offer the stat block up to your players in return for some of the D&D miniatures I'm still missing. I wonder if it'd be worth a Harbinger Wraith or Displacer Beast to them?

 

[TheYeti1775]

Well, Anti-Sean....you have to reach down deep within yourself and find the hidden beast that most 'normal' people hide. Bring it to the surface and enjoy its ruthlessness (although I warn you...Never in Public!!!...that only leads to a trial, possibly followed by an execution depending upon the country/state you are in...). Then you have to cater to its every whim. Allow it to roam, merciless upon the denizens of your imaginary world...again, I stress imaginary...you don't want this sucker in reality.

Place it in a locale where your characters may come in contact with it...even if it is dozens of CRs above said characters...don't worry, death is natural and life is fleeting. Then have fun!

Of course, if your players ignore it, then let it still have fun in their absence and plot their demise. That is what it is best at.

Conversely, I could email you the stat block

~Fune

O Email me the stat block. hehe

 

[Funeris]

In your dreams you overgrown hairy ape

 

[OaxacanWarrior]

Great updates, Funeris! It looks like your players had luck on their side in that battle. The odds were definitely stacked against them in that one.

It looks like congratulations to your players are in order...so congrats, Yeti and others!

 

[Funeris]

Hmmm, I dunno... I might not be able to resist the temptation to offer the stat block up to your players in return for some of the D&D miniatures I'm still missing. I wonder if it'd be worth a Harbinger Wraith or Displacer Beast to them?

Ha. That's pretty funny. See the thing is....that no one aside from myself has a bunch of miniatures. Yeti has a few...but definitely not the ones you want/need.

It looks like congratulations to your players are in order...so congrats, Yeti and others!

Definitely....on both counts. I did stack the odds against them (I wouldn't get my jollies any other way...and the fact that Yeti was pulling his hair out by the handful before the tide turned was well worth it, IMO). And yes praise is in order. They survived. And sad to say, although I tried...after that event they weren't quite so afraid of battle anymore.

Of course, I haven't really thrown another Inquisition party at them.

YET

 

[Anti-Sean]

Ha. That's pretty funny. See the thing is....that no one aside from myself has a bunch of miniatures. Yeti has a few...but definitely not the ones you want/need.

Curses! Foiled again! *twirls waxed moustache*

They'd better start buying some and send them to me, then! Of course, since I'll hopefully start DMing a campaign soon, I'll send them a stat block that *looks* plausible enough, but actually leaves them completely unprepared to face End-bringer. And thus, my DM training shall be complete! *cackles with glee*

 

[Funeris]

Anti-Sean, welcome to the RBDM club.