WhatKu said:Pulling a knife out of his sleeve, Thanatos starts sharpening it. "It appears that our freind has gone mute. Oh well. Names Thanatos. Ever since the incedient, I have been able to do some odd stuff. What do you guys do?"
Tendak said:It's nice to see someone has a sense of humor. The way the others were acting, he says, gesturing towards the portal, and signalling with his eyes towards the Dustman, that we were at a funeral. Wait, I guess we kind of are.
Metatron was eviscerated, and his entrails were hung about the portalarium like streamers. Quite a violent death, and a posthumous...err...decorating job that took some time and considerable malice. As for the will, Metatron had it drawn up anew last month during the Festival of Flies."
Keia said:"Ewww, what a way for a berk ta go . . . musta been quite a shock for Androcles. Hey is Androcles still at the Basalt Tower?" Cassius asks.
Velmont said:"I see... have you been informed of the last will of the master of this tower? Me, and four other berks are suppose to live a complete season into this tower, as far there is season in the cage. Have you been informed yet of that?"
Mark Chance said:"Azaziel just filed a motion blocking Metatron's will. Somehow he got a Guvner to sign off. Something about Metatron not really being dead. I got people trying to get the dark of it all. But Azaziel's already making his move. He and a buncha Hardheads are beating feet to the tower as we speak. If they get inside...well, it won't be pretty, that's for certain."
Velmont said:"I have no time to waste..." All the creatures around Randir start to move so slowly that they seems walking throught water. Randir start to run back to the office.
As he open the door with the key, the time start to flow again at normal speed. "Those damn hardheads are blocking the way to the tower. As usual, they do what they do the best, rattling their bone-box and troubling the life of all the berks. I hate them, still, they are a great manifestation of entropy... Anyone know why they doing that? They are telling Metatron is not in the dead book yet. Is he dead or not?"

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.