The Complete Fool's Catalog: Inane Items [Ancient Awakenings Publications]

[mroberon1972]

Do you have a sense of humor? Do you miss the April issues of Dragon magazine? Do you want more laughs in your game?

Then buy The Complete Fool's Catalog! That's right! Give me $1.33, and I will give you not ten, not eleven, but twelve items to torture your players with!

Items like: The Board of Education, Woo Pace's Can, and even the famous Security Blanket!

Come on... You know you want it... Listen to these tesimonials:

"Please buy his stinky old book. He says I can have fluffy back if you buy it..."
Ain't that sweet? Remember: Buy the book or fluffy has an accident!

"I bought his book, and it hasn't killed me yet!"
Were working on it, pal!

"I think your book stinks! You outta go and take a flyin..."
<BLAM> <BLAM> <BLAM>
Oops... Sorry folks, but Hank here seems to have just had an accident. What he ment to say was to buy this book!

Get it here:
http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=3287&

And thanks for your support!

John Bowden
The Fool...

 

[TheAuldGrump]

'E's still daft you know...


Checking it out.

The Auld Grump

 

[mroberon1972]

Didn't Guido and Jose already pay you a visit?

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Nope, they fell for the old 'exploding mannequin' trick.

Why is it called Woo Pace's Can when it clearly contains spinach...

The Auld Grump

Bought it for a friend who has, ummm, a warped sense of humor... Now I need to decide wether to print it or put it on CD... (Either way I am trying not to read it, I want to be surprised if I ever get to play in his game. (3 month wait for the game to begin and counting...))