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D&D General The D&D Memes Thread

Orius

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MNblockhead

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Well one thing I think they can all agree on are that artificers are wannabes making up for lack of talent and faith with overly complicated gizmos.

Patron: welcome adventurers, what do you bring to the table?

Wizard: The power to sift reality through long years of study into the nature of the weave.

Cleric: The blessing of my god, allowing me to heal and protect my comrades and wreak divine retribution on our enemies!

Warlock: Gifts of dark magic, and power from knowing dark secrets. And cantrips that don't suck and grow in power as I grow in power.

Artificer: I bring the table. It walked here all on its own!
 


Well one thing I think they can all agree on are that artificers are wannabes making up for lack of talent and faith with overly complicated gizmos.

Patron: welcome adventurers, what do you bring to the table?

Wizard: The power to sift reality through long years of study into the nature of the weave.

Cleric: The blessing of my god, allowing me to heal and protect my comrades and wreak divine retribution on our enemies!

Warlock: Gifts of dark magic, and power from knowing dark secrets. And cantrips that don't suck and grow in power as I grow in power.

Artificer: I bring the table. It walked here all on its own!
What do you mean you don't want Inspector Gadget on the team? You want mesa play a gungan instead?
 



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