D&D General The D&D Memes Thread

[Eyes of Nine]

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I definitely did not do this in White Plume Mountain back in 1991. Definitely was not me.
Ironically last time I played D&D until 4th ed. Totally unrelated I think.

 

[not-so-newguy]

 

[Stormonu]

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Sorry, you only missed the target by 36 years.

It all starts with the "Cavity Creeps" from this literal joke of a module...

 

[overgeeked]

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I regret that I only have one react to give.

 

[not-so-newguy]

 

[Mind of tempest]

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is a half goblin half kobold even biologically legal? also why moradin are there not other smith gods?

 

[J-H]

is a half goblin half kobold even biologically legal? also why moradin are there not other smith gods?

Because Moradin hates goblins and kobolds.

 

[Orius]

I definitely did not do this in White Plume Mountain back in 1991. Definitely was not me.
Ironically last time I played D&D until 4th ed. Totally unrelated I think.

That's a suspiciously specific denial.

 

[not-so-newguy]

dissecting and explaining jokes just makes ten times funnier.

 

[Paul Farquhar]

I definitely did not do this in White Plume Mountain back in 1991.

You couldn't have. In 1991 Fireball had a 30 ft. radius.