The room begins to get rowdy, some people calling for their free dragonslayer drink. A man with a pipe begins to play a few notes. Someone calls out for a song about dragon slayers. Another man, with a salt and pepper beard, stands on a bench and begins singing. The short man with the pipe begins to follow with a tune to match.
"In the year twelve of the Age of Kings,
On fair summer's day
Up on the hill called Haden's Hoch
A dragon there did lay.
He was covered in scales as green as the grass
He was as long as sixteen mules.
He ate every man that ever did see him
Be it warrior, king, or fool.
Then one day up to that hill
Did walk Sir Velveriene.
His sword was in hand and armor shone bright
He blade and wit were keen.
He cried out aloud to the dragon that lay
'I have come to claim your hide!
Na'er again will you eat a man
Today sir you will die.’
Oh the dragon he rose up and spit on the earth
And said, 'Can this be true?
I've eaten a child, I've eaten a priest,
What will stop me from eating you?'
Sir Velveriene raised his sword up high
And said, 'Dragon you are not the first
I've slain eleven of your kin
And you're not even the worst.
Well this rose his ire, the dragon he snarled
And narrowed both his eyes.
'You may have killed a few of my brethren sir knight,
But today you're going to die.
Today you're going to die.'
(the tune changes slightly)
And the dragon sprang down on the small armored man
And the rage of the battle was heard through the land
Tooth claw and tail, yet the knight wouldn't sucum
Even when dragon breath turned his arm numb
And they fought all the day
Neither had their way
(the tune changes back)
When darkness did fall and the stars came out
Both fell exhausted to the ground
The panting of both and the wheezing of breath
Was the only sound
'You Sir Knight have fought valiantly.
You've given me your best
May I know your name so that I can tell the others
That you are the best?'
'My name is Sir Velveriene, from Dumbledein,'
He said as he bowed his head.
Then the dragon rose up as the knights eyes were down
And bit off his head.
There are many things that a knight may do
If he reaches deep down inside.
But its death to any that challenge a dragon
To a contest of pride
To a contest of pride!"
The commonroom erupts in a roar of cheering and laughter. One man, seemingly already half drunk calls out with a frustrated look on his face, "That wasn't a dragonslayer song!"
The crowd buys a drink for the singer and the pipe player.