The Empire Online insult generator

[Krug]

http://www.empireonline.co.uk/features/spotlight/dissing/

Some of the language is a bit... off-colour..

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Heh, those are great...I'm afraid now, though. The only one that's even slightly appropriate that I bothered to stop at was...

"You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity."

 

[TiQuinn]

There's something to be said for creative profanity.

God bless you, Sgt. Hartman, wherever you are!

 

[Holy Bovine]

My favourite

"Who's more foolish? The fool - or the fool who follows him?"