The end of DND????


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Yes, this pretty much is it. No more D&D. The gaming police will be confiscating all your D&D stuff within a couple of weeks. The creators will be imprisoned and the books incinerated.
 


You are behind the times aren't you. All computers are being confiscated on the 9th as tools for copyright infringement. Have you spent the last month in the RIAA re-education centres or something?
 

Yip. It is the end. And now that we have Jack Chick as President... OF THE WORLD, Hell might actually freeze over as President Chick's leadership will certainly sway everyone everywhere to do good and forsake their evil Roleplaying and internet ways. Thank you, President Chick. You stayed strong while all of us were weak and unwitting pawns of Satan. No more imagination for me, no sir. I'm going to live in the real world where money doesn't corrupt, power doesn't lead to destruction and everyday is a Sunday!
 

Man, ya got to help me! I gotta hide my stuff. Both organizers of my local underground have been takne for questioning. I know one has a low will save, he is going to crack for sure. Where can I go?

If I cover my books with the old covers of Time Life series books or text books, do you think I could fool them? My brother's second wife's cousin's best friend's neighbor told him they will take all of our material and then swap it out with new stuff created by inexperienced hacks. Tell me it is not true!
 

Okay. Okay. Don't panic. I've got a plan. If every EN Worlder memorizes one page, then we should have enough to cover, what, all the core books at least? Then, we exchange phone numbers, and every time one of us needs to reference a certain page, we just call each other up. I know, this means a little less sleep for each of us (as we'll probably be getting calls well into the wee hours from other countries), but isn't it worth it to save D&D?

I'll take the page in the DMG on fire arms (no one uses guns in their campaign, right? and even if they do, they don't use the official rules...).
 

Chun-tzu said:
Okay. Okay. Don't panic. I've got a plan. If every EN Worlder memorizes one page, then we should have enough to cover, what, all the core books at least? Then, we exchange phone numbers, and every time one of us needs to reference a certain page, we just call each other up. I know, this means a little less sleep for each of us (as we'll probably be getting calls well into the wee hours from other countries), but isn't it worth it to save D&D?

pity the poor fools who have to memorize a page from the index, getting calls at all hours just to find out who else they should call :eek:
 

alsih2o said:


pity the poor fools who have to memorize a page from the index, getting calls at all hours just to find out who else they should call :eek:

I'll memorize the page from the PHB with the bard class details... no one ever needs those, right?
 


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