The Eternal Hivemind

[Jdvn1]

Well, you can burn me at the stake if you want to. I mean, I have this evening free. I'll even bring the marshmellows.

Just make sure Akoma doesn't catch wind...

- Kemrain the Pyre.

Grilled Kemrain? Do you make for a good fire?

 

[Kemrain]

Grilled Kemrain? Do you make for a good fire?

Well, I don't have that much fat, so, I'll probably burn quickly. and I have long hair, so that'll smell bad... Maybe we should find someone else... Merely because I'm a sub-optimal candle.

- Kemrain the Sub-Optimal.

 

[Jdvn1]

Well, I don't have that much fat, so, I'll probably burn quickly. and I have long hair, so that'll smell bad... Maybe we should find someone else... Merely because I'm a sub-optimal candle.

- Kemrain the Sub-Optimal.

If you use a fruity shampoo, it might not be so bad...

 

[Rystil Arden]

... Wait, it's not blasphemy? *puts away cross and holy water*

Heh. Yeah.

And I was amused seeing Crothian being so, so lost.

Yes, it was rather funny. It seemed like he thought she was my girlfriend or something?

 

[Kemrain]

If you use a fruity shampoo, it might not be so bad...

While I prefer Herbal Essences (An orgasm in every shower!) I've been using Suave lately, and it smells like chemecals.

- Kemrain the Stinky.

 

[Rystil Arden]

While I prefer Herbal Essences (An orgasm in every shower!) I've been using Suave lately, and it smells like chemecals.

- Kemrain the Stinky.

Try some
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab.

It works like a charm (of powerful trouble)

 

[Kemrain]

Try some
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab.

It works like a charm (of powerful trouble)

somehow, I suspect that Herbal Essences smells a wee bit better.

- Kemrain the Urged to Herbal.

 

[Jdvn1]

Yes, it was rather funny. It seemed like he thought she was my girlfriend or something?

Something like that, yeah. ... Wait, she's not?

 

[Jdvn1]

While I prefer Herbal Essences (An orgasm in every shower!) I've been using Suave lately, and it smells like chemecals.

- Kemrain the Stinky.

Why, too-- hm, maybe I shouldn't go there.

 

[Jdvn1]

somehow, I suspect that Herbal Essences smells a wee bit better.

- Kemrain the Urged to Herbal.

Maybe you're just biased?