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<blockquote data-quote="Alzrius" data-source="post: 1260407" data-attributes="member: 8461"><p><strong>Flanders</strong> sings to his two kids (to the tune of "She'll be coming' around the mountain") inside their panic room to allay their fears after he hits the silent alarm:</p><p></p><p>"We'll be safe inside our fortress when they come.</p><p>We'll be safe inside our fortress when they come.</p><p>Unless they have a blowtorch or a poison gas-injector</p><p>We'll be safe inside our fortress when they come."</p><p></p><p><strong>Otto</strong>'s last words to the school kids as he's washed out to sea: "Zepplin rules!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Homer</strong> refers to a yuppie executive he just met: "He's got a company that makes computers...or a computer that makes companies."</p><p></p><p><strong>Frank Grimes</strong> chews out Homer, and <strong>Bart</strong> comments: "In any, ANY other country in the world, you would have starved to death long ago!" "He's got you there Dad."</p><p></p><p><strong>Duffman</strong> waters his front lawn: "That brown patch needs some H-2-O! Oh yeah!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Some little girl</strong> complains to <strong>Moe</strong> about his family restaurant, and he responds: "Unky Moe, my sody is too cold, my teef hurt." "Aw, yer teef hurt? Well, that's too freakin' bad! And I'll tell ya what ya can do with yer freakin' sody!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Mr. Burns</strong> and <strong>Smithers</strong> discuss a rock that just hurtled through Mr. Burns's office window: "Why look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost it's sense of direction." "I think its a rock sir." "We'll see what the lab has to say about this."</p><p></p><p><strong>Homer</strong> sings his version of the Flintstones theme while driving home from work:</p><p>"Simpson! Homer Simpson!</p><p>He's the greatest guy in history!</p><p>In the, town of Springfield,</p><p>He's about to hit a chesnut tree!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Lenny</strong>, <strong>Carl</strong>, and <strong>some other guy</strong> discuss their journey to Ape Island:</p><p>"Hey, I heard we're heading to Ape Island."</p><p>"What for?"</p><p>"To capture a giant ape. Boy I sure wish we were headed to Candy Apple Island."</p><p>"Candy Apple Island? What do they have there?"</p><p>"Apes, only not so big."</p><p></p><p><strong>Flanders</strong> makes his displeasure known to members of the Movementarian cult who enter his home: "As guests I'm obliged to offer you a beer, but right now I'm so angry that it's going to be mostly head!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Otto</strong> and <strong>Barney</strong> discuss their lifestyle arrangements after having been married by the Leader of the Movementarians: "Now remember, we agreed: <em>I'm</em> the man." "You're the man!"</p><p></p><p><strong>Bart</strong> informs <strong>Lisa</strong> of what he's done with her science log about her experiment to see if he is smarter than a hamster: "I've hidden it. You'll only find it by following a series of clues I've laid out, each one more devious than the-" "Found it!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alzrius, post: 1260407, member: 8461"] [B]Flanders[/B] sings to his two kids (to the tune of "She'll be coming' around the mountain") inside their panic room to allay their fears after he hits the silent alarm: "We'll be safe inside our fortress when they come. We'll be safe inside our fortress when they come. Unless they have a blowtorch or a poison gas-injector We'll be safe inside our fortress when they come." [B]Otto[/B]'s last words to the school kids as he's washed out to sea: "Zepplin rules!" [B]Homer[/B] refers to a yuppie executive he just met: "He's got a company that makes computers...or a computer that makes companies." [B]Frank Grimes[/B] chews out Homer, and [B]Bart[/B] comments: "In any, ANY other country in the world, you would have starved to death long ago!" "He's got you there Dad." [B]Duffman[/B] waters his front lawn: "That brown patch needs some H-2-O! Oh yeah!" [B]Some little girl[/B] complains to [B]Moe[/B] about his family restaurant, and he responds: "Unky Moe, my sody is too cold, my teef hurt." "Aw, yer teef hurt? Well, that's too freakin' bad! And I'll tell ya what ya can do with yer freakin' sody!" [B]Mr. Burns[/B] and [B]Smithers[/B] discuss a rock that just hurtled through Mr. Burns's office window: "Why look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost it's sense of direction." "I think its a rock sir." "We'll see what the lab has to say about this." [B]Homer[/B] sings his version of the Flintstones theme while driving home from work: "Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history! In the, town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chesnut tree!" [B]Lenny[/B], [B]Carl[/B], and [B]some other guy[/B] discuss their journey to Ape Island: "Hey, I heard we're heading to Ape Island." "What for?" "To capture a giant ape. Boy I sure wish we were headed to Candy Apple Island." "Candy Apple Island? What do they have there?" "Apes, only not so big." [B]Flanders[/B] makes his displeasure known to members of the Movementarian cult who enter his home: "As guests I'm obliged to offer you a beer, but right now I'm so angry that it's going to be mostly head!" [B]Otto[/B] and [B]Barney[/B] discuss their lifestyle arrangements after having been married by the Leader of the Movementarians: "Now remember, we agreed: [I]I'm[/I] the man." "You're the man!" [B]Bart[/B] informs [B]Lisa[/B] of what he's done with her science log about her experiment to see if he is smarter than a hamster: "I've hidden it. You'll only find it by following a series of clues I've laid out, each one more devious than the-" "Found it!" [/QUOTE]
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