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<blockquote data-quote="drakeblackblade" data-source="post: 1260414" data-attributes="member: 15665"><p>[</p><p><strong>Bart:</strong> This sucks!</p><p><strong>Marge:</strong> Bart! Where did you learn such language?!</p><p><strong>Homer</strong> (on the telephone): Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked a suck! </p><p></p><p><strong>Homer</strong> (on the telephone): Uh oh, can't talk now, my damn weiner kids are listening.</p><p><strong>Lisa:</strong> We're not weiners.</p><p><strong>Homer</strong> (indicating their school uniforms): Well, then why are you dressed like that?</p><p><strong>Lisa:</strong> They made us.</p><p><strong>Homer</strong>: Ooohhh, they made us. That's loser talk. You've gotta be winners, like my bowling team.</p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p>Let's see, what else can I scrounge outta the ol' brain box...</p><p></p><p><strong>Homer:</strong> Stealing? How could you!? We live in a society of laws. Haven't you been listening to the guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's his name... And why do you think I took you to all those police academy movies? For fun!? I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Well, there was that one guy who made those sound effects with his voice... (pshoo, brrrrwooo, wee oo, wee oo...) Now, where was I? Oh yeah, stay outta my booze!</p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p>Mr. Chris</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="drakeblackblade, post: 1260414, member: 15665"] [ [B]Bart:[/B] This sucks! [B]Marge:[/B] Bart! Where did you learn such language?! [B]Homer[/B] (on the telephone): Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked a suck! [B]Homer[/B] (on the telephone): Uh oh, can't talk now, my damn weiner kids are listening. [B]Lisa:[/B] We're not weiners. [B]Homer[/B] (indicating their school uniforms): Well, then why are you dressed like that? [B]Lisa:[/B] They made us. [B]Homer[/B]: Ooohhh, they made us. That's loser talk. You've gotta be winners, like my bowling team. ;) Let's see, what else can I scrounge outta the ol' brain box... [B]Homer:[/B] Stealing? How could you!? We live in a society of laws. Haven't you been listening to the guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's his name... And why do you think I took you to all those police academy movies? For fun!? I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Well, there was that one guy who made those sound effects with his voice... (pshoo, brrrrwooo, wee oo, wee oo...) Now, where was I? Oh yeah, stay outta my booze! ;) Mr. Chris [/QUOTE]
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