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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Tsyr" data-source="post: 1260607" data-attributes="member: 354">Abe: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, pig, an idiot, a communist but he is not a porn star!Homer: "If anyone asks, Marge, you need 24 hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie's seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam."Smithers: "Sir, I'm afraid we have a bad image, people see you as a bit of an ogre."Mr.Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!" Lisa: "Dad, we did something very bad!"Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"Bart: "No."Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"Lisa: "Yes."Homer: "But the car's okay?"Bart and Lisa: "Uh-huh."Homer: "All right then."Wiggum: What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?Moe: You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because you're not on the team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff...Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over- 'conquered' if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.</blockquote>

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