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<blockquote data-quote="pezagent" data-source="post: 1272029" data-attributes="member: 15568"><p><span style="color: white">Oh man, some of these really make me laugh... my favorites already mentioned are definately the Planet of the Apes musical and "Pain? Why was I programmed to feel pain?" always crack me up...</span></p><p><span style="color: white"></span></p><p><span style="color: white">Here are some great ones that always stick with me for some reason:</span></p><p></p><p><strong>"No, let her speak, I'm trying to get fired."</strong> -- producer to engineer when Lisa gets on television to talk about "her brain."</p><p>-------</p><p><strong>Belle:</strong> Do you realize you're wearing a grocery bag?</p><p><strong>Homer:</strong> I have misplaced my pants.</p><p>-------</p><p><strong>"I call the big one 'Bitey'."</strong> -- Homer discussing a family of possums that live in the monorail. </p><p>-------</p><p><strong>Jimmy:</strong> Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy? </p><p><strong>Troy:</strong> No, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of the <em>food chain.</em></p><p><em>Film shows diagram of all animals with arrows directing them into a person's mouth.</em></p><p>-------</p><p><strong>Mmm... 64 slices of American cheese.</strong> -- Homer sitting down to an all-night binge as Mr. Burns and Smithers try to get Bobo back.</p><p></p><p><strong>Marge:</strong> Have you been up all night eating cheese again?</p><p><strong>Homer:</strong> <em>(full)</em> I think I'm blind...</p><p>-------</p><p><strong>"Dental plan..."</strong> -- Lenny's echoing voice as Homer contemplates what to do with the union funds</p><p>-------</p><p><strong>Burns:</strong> What country is that over there, it just screams capitalism.</p><p><strong>Smithers:</strong> That's Cuba sir.</p><p></p><p><strong>Burns:</strong> Okay, land the plane Smithers.</p><p><strong>Smithers:</strong> Sir, you're flying the plane.</p><p><strong>Burns:</strong> Excellent.</p><p>---------</p><p><strong>"Godspeed, little doodle."</strong> -- Ned Flanders to the cheese doodle used as bait in the liferaft.</p><p>-------</p><p><strong>"Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias, senior."</strong> Flanders' cousin from Spain (or Mexico?).</p><p>-------</p><p><strong>"Mmm... forbidden donut..."</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>/johnny <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pezagent, post: 1272029, member: 15568"] [color=white]Oh man, some of these really make me laugh... my favorites already mentioned are definately the Planet of the Apes musical and "Pain? Why was I programmed to feel pain?" always crack me up... Here are some great ones that always stick with me for some reason:[/color] [b]"No, let her speak, I'm trying to get fired."[/b] -- producer to engineer when Lisa gets on television to talk about "her brain." ------- [b]Belle:[/b] Do you realize you're wearing a grocery bag? [b]Homer:[/b] I have misplaced my pants. ------- [b]"I call the big one 'Bitey'."[/b] -- Homer discussing a family of possums that live in the monorail. ------- [b]Jimmy:[/b] Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy? [b]Troy:[/b] No, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of the [i]food chain.[/i] [i]Film shows diagram of all animals with arrows directing them into a person's mouth.[/i] ------- [b]Mmm... 64 slices of American cheese.[/b] -- Homer sitting down to an all-night binge as Mr. Burns and Smithers try to get Bobo back. [b]Marge:[/b] Have you been up all night eating cheese again? [b]Homer:[/b] [i](full)[/i] I think I'm blind... ------- [b]"Dental plan..."[/b] -- Lenny's echoing voice as Homer contemplates what to do with the union funds ------- [b]Burns:[/b] What country is that over there, it just screams capitalism. [b]Smithers:[/b] That's Cuba sir. [b]Burns:[/b] Okay, land the plane Smithers. [b]Smithers:[/b] Sir, you're flying the plane. [b]Burns:[/b] Excellent. --------- [b]"Godspeed, little doodle."[/b] -- Ned Flanders to the cheese doodle used as bait in the liferaft. ------- [b]"Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias, senior."[/b] Flanders' cousin from Spain (or Mexico?). ------- [b]"Mmm... forbidden donut..."[/b] /johnny :) [/QUOTE]
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