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<blockquote data-quote="Klaatu B. Nikto" data-source="post: 1277838" data-attributes="member: 1052"><p>Ok, this got longer than I expected.</p><p></p><p>From the Stampy the Elephant episode I believe after hitting a deer:</p><p>Homer: DOH!</p><p>Marge: A deer.</p><p>Lisa: A female deer.</p><p>----</p><p>Chief Wiggum: No, this is uh... 9-1-2.</p><p>----</p><p>After a whistle blows, Homer slides down the power plant into his car and sings to the tune of The Flintstones:</p><p>Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. AAH! </p><p>----</p><p>Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. </p><p>Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely. </p><p>----</p><p>Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day. </p><p>Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what? </p><p>Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone. </p><p>Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night. </p><p>Lou: But you know, its the little differences. </p><p>Chief Wiggum: Example? </p><p>Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese. </p><p>Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it? </p><p>Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese. </p><p>Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages? </p><p>Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.' </p><p>Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'. </p><p>----</p><p>Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. </p><p>----</p><p>Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. </p><p>Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend! </p><p>----</p><p>Alien: I bring you love! </p><p>Larry: It's bringing love, don't let it get away! </p><p>Carl: Break its legs! </p><p>----</p><p>Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." </p><p>----</p><p>Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. </p><p>----</p><p>Kent Brockman: At 3pm Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot following a tense confrontation at Town Hall. Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive. </p><p>----</p><p>Redneck: Let's fight! </p><p>Other Redneck: Them's fightin' words!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Klaatu B. Nikto, post: 1277838, member: 1052"] Ok, this got longer than I expected. From the Stampy the Elephant episode I believe after hitting a deer: Homer: DOH! Marge: A deer. Lisa: A female deer. ---- Chief Wiggum: No, this is uh... 9-1-2. ---- After a whistle blows, Homer slides down the power plant into his car and sings to the tune of The Flintstones: Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. AAH! ---- Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely. ---- Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day. Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what? Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone. Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night. Lou: But you know, its the little differences. Chief Wiggum: Example? Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese. Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it? Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese. Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages? Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.' Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'. ---- Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. ---- Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend! ---- Alien: I bring you love! Larry: It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Carl: Break its legs! ---- Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." ---- Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. ---- Kent Brockman: At 3pm Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot following a tense confrontation at Town Hall. Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive. ---- Redneck: Let's fight! Other Redneck: Them's fightin' words! [/QUOTE]
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