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<blockquote data-quote="Kalanyr" data-source="post: 124039" data-attributes="member: 190"><p>[20:23] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmaster</p><p>[20:23] <MeowthBot> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the vale south-east of the Ancient Ruins on the day of the frog.</p><p>[20:23] <Kalanyr> Stats please</p><p>[20:24] <Goblin_King> sig fist; dojo dagger; fof; yellow 2</p><p>[20:24] <Kcyldyei> "Well if that rabid dog is coming here I'm leaving. Farewell"</p><p>[20:24] *** Kcyldyei is now known as festy_dog</p><p>[20:24] *** Kalanyr is now known as The_Guardian</p><p>[20:25] <The_Guardian> Stats Cute Doggy</p><p>[20:25] * festy_dog lasily wanders back to where everyone is</p><p>[20:25] <festy_dog> WB 0-1</p><p>[20:25] <The_Guardian> Insults</p><p>[20:25] <Goblin_King> well mr doggy</p><p>[20:25] <Goblin_King> !mb ybinsult</p><p>[20:25] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: I find your betrothed to be boorish, your graveyard to be boorish, and your defense to be bad.</p><p>[20:25] * festy_dog sees his challenger and growls primitively</p><p>[20:26] <Goblin_King> how imaginative of me</p><p>[20:26] <festy_dog> !mb ybinsult</p><p>[20:26] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: I find your betrothed to be dishonorable, your unusual school to be nightmarish, and your mojo to be empty.</p><p>[20:26] <Goblin_King> I think we both lose</p><p>[20:26] <The_Guardian> hmm</p><p>[20:26] <festy_dog> lol</p><p>[20:26] <The_Guardian> you both make worse insults than a Light Pather!</p><p>[20:27] <Goblin_King> btw, I'm telling darkwolf you knocked his dojo</p><p>[20:27] <The_Guardian> But the doggies are slightly more superior</p><p>[20:27] <The_Guardian> Festy may set style and length</p><p>[20:27] <The_Guardian> I knocked DW's Dojo?</p><p>[20:27] * festy_dog realises that Light Pathers don't make insults and becomes angry again, the hair on his back rising on end</p><p>[20:27] <Goblin_King> my unusual school is nightmarish...</p><p>[20:27] <festy_dog> 6 flag speed</p><p>[20:27] <The_Guardian> Ah</p><p>[20:28] *** The_Guardian is now known as Kalanyr</p><p>[20:28] * Kalanyr has no school</p><p>[20:28] <Kalanyr> The Yellow Belt may begin</p><p>[20:28] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:28] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The phoenix bows by the canyon; dominates the descent of the fortress!</p><p>[20:28] <Goblin_King> done</p><p>[20:28] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:28] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The mongoose sucker punches the delta; dodges the speed of the wyrm!</p><p>[20:28] <festy_dog> done</p><p>[20:29] <Goblin_King> these are almost as bad as the insults</p><p>[20:29] * festy_dog becomes more angry again, this time he growls brielfy at the Guardian</p><p>[20:30] <Kalanyr> I have to agree</p><p>[20:30] <Kalanyr> but the mongoose can at least land a blow</p><p>[20:30] <Goblin_King> i take it a punch is not a fist?</p><p>[20:30] <Kalanyr> 1 Flag Festy Dog</p><p>[20:30] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:30] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The sword becomes one with the madlands as it strikes the Cherry Blossom Pagoda; blocks the kick of the stone!</p><p>[20:30] <festy_dog> done</p><p>[20:30] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:30] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The kama kicks from the wastelands; dodges the foray of the root!</p><p>[20:31] <Goblin_King> done</p><p>[20:31] <Kalanyr> Thats not even a contest</p><p>[20:31] <Kalanyr> 2 Flags Festy</p><p>[20:31] <Goblin_King> hmph</p><p>[20:31] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:31] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The blizzard tumbles higher than the city; conceals the foray of the root!</p><p>[20:31] * festy_dog starts foaming at the mouth, almost beserk</p><p>[20:31] <Goblin_King> done</p><p>[20:31] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:31] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The fox overwhelms the mountain; redirects the touch of the fire!</p><p>[20:31] <festy_dog> done</p><p>[20:31] <Kalanyr> Hmm the Yellow Belt should be a better fighter</p><p>[20:32] <Kalanyr> 3 Flags Festy_Dog</p><p>[20:32] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:32] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The claw eliminates the foothills; negates the roar of the cat!</p><p>[20:32] * festy_dog goes beserk</p><p>[20:32] <festy_dog> done</p><p>[20:32] <Kalanyr> Go GK</p><p>[20:32] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:32] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The needle speaks in the midst of the delta; absorbs the quickening of the shield!</p><p>[20:32] <Goblin_King> aaargh</p><p>[20:32] <Goblin_King> done</p><p>[20:33] * Kalanyr hands GK a Mallet to bash Meowthbot with</p><p>[20:33] <Kalanyr> 4 Flags Festy_Dog</p><p>[20:33] <Kalanyr> I really hope I don't need to explain that</p><p>[20:33] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:33] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The monkey torments the island; scatters the cut of the orchid!</p><p>[20:33] <Goblin_King> help me!!!!! done</p><p>[20:33] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:33] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The northstar severs the plain; redirects the edge of the lily!</p><p>[20:33] * festy_dog keeps attacking relentlessly in his beserk state</p><p>[20:34] <festy_dog> done</p><p>[20:34] <Kalanyr> 5 Flags to the Doggy the Star is scarier than the monkey with coconuts</p><p>[20:34] <festy_dog> lol</p><p>[20:34] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:34] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The scorpion leaps over the prairie; silences the stab of the sunflower!</p><p>[20:34] * festy_dog starts to slow down</p><p>[20:34] <festy_dog> done</p><p>[20:34] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:34] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The scorpion glides near the knoll; avoids the efforts of the water!</p><p>[20:35] * Kalanyr shakes his head</p><p>[20:35] <Goblin_King> done</p><p>[20:35] <Kalanyr> Doggys attack is better, Goblins defense is better</p><p>[20:35] <Kalanyr> Day is gonna be irrelevant</p><p>[20:35] <Kalanyr> Location is irrelevant</p><p>[20:35] <Kalanyr> Time of Day is irrelevant</p><p>[20:36] <Kalanyr> Point to the Goblin King By Rank</p><p>[20:36] <Goblin_King> should i feel better now?</p><p>[20:36] <Kalanyr> 5 Festy Dog 1 Goblin King</p><p>[20:36] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:36] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The scorpion removes the savanna; averts the kick of the fire!</p><p>[20:36] <Goblin_King> bah humbug done</p><p>[20:36] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove</p><p>[20:36] <Kalanyr> Now you should feel better</p><p>[20:36] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The diamond claw aggresively parts the forest; leaps over the punch of the mind!</p><p>[20:36] <Kalanyr> or not</p><p>[20:37] <Kalanyr> Um I hate to say it but the doggy's move is way better</p><p>[20:37] <Kalanyr> Match to the Cute Doggy</p><p>[20:37] <Kalanyr> Choose your path Doggy</p><p>[20:37] * Kalanyr suggests GK to rematch the doggy</p><p>[20:37] <Goblin_King> once I'm finished with Meowthbot I think I'll turn that hammer on myself</p><p>[20:37] <Kalanyr> Nobody can be that lucky twice in a row</p><p>[20:38] * festy_dog finally calms down, and realises that he won</p><p>[20:38] <Goblin_King> I'd like a rematch.....</p><p>[20:38] <festy_dog> eep</p><p>[20:38] <Goblin_King> But can I survive more of that?</p><p>[20:39] <Goblin_King> Yeah, if you're up festy, I'll go when you're ready</p><p>[20:39] * festy_dog shakes his head to get the foam off his mouth and chin</p><p>[20:39] <Goblin_King> ll</p><p>[20:40] <festy_dog> well, i'll just update my character</p><p>[20:40] <Kalanyr> What Path?</p><p>[20:40] <festy_dog> then we can have a rematch</p><p>[20:40] <festy_dog> yakusa</p><p></p><p></p><p>Kalanyr signing off- </p><p></p><p>The Goblin King- Ouchies, The Doggy Mauled you all the way down to Yellow Belt 1. But do not fear you can recover.</p><p></p><p>Festy_Dog- You have overcame a superior fighter and rise to Thug 1 gaining Sig Style (Claw),Dirty Trick, Gang Member (have to join a gang to activate this).</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kalanyr, post: 124039, member: 190"] [20:23] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmaster [20:23] <MeowthBot> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the vale south-east of the Ancient Ruins on the day of the frog. [20:23] <Kalanyr> Stats please [20:24] <Goblin_King> sig fist; dojo dagger; fof; yellow 2 [20:24] <Kcyldyei> "Well if that rabid dog is coming here I'm leaving. Farewell" [20:24] *** Kcyldyei is now known as festy_dog [20:24] *** Kalanyr is now known as The_Guardian [20:25] <The_Guardian> Stats Cute Doggy [20:25] * festy_dog lasily wanders back to where everyone is [20:25] <festy_dog> WB 0-1 [20:25] <The_Guardian> Insults [20:25] <Goblin_King> well mr doggy [20:25] <Goblin_King> !mb ybinsult [20:25] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: I find your betrothed to be boorish, your graveyard to be boorish, and your defense to be bad. [20:25] * festy_dog sees his challenger and growls primitively [20:26] <Goblin_King> how imaginative of me [20:26] <festy_dog> !mb ybinsult [20:26] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: I find your betrothed to be dishonorable, your unusual school to be nightmarish, and your mojo to be empty. [20:26] <Goblin_King> I think we both lose [20:26] <The_Guardian> hmm [20:26] <festy_dog> lol [20:26] <The_Guardian> you both make worse insults than a Light Pather! [20:27] <Goblin_King> btw, I'm telling darkwolf you knocked his dojo [20:27] <The_Guardian> But the doggies are slightly more superior [20:27] <The_Guardian> Festy may set style and length [20:27] <The_Guardian> I knocked DW's Dojo? [20:27] * festy_dog realises that Light Pathers don't make insults and becomes angry again, the hair on his back rising on end [20:27] <Goblin_King> my unusual school is nightmarish... [20:27] <festy_dog> 6 flag speed [20:27] <The_Guardian> Ah [20:28] *** The_Guardian is now known as Kalanyr [20:28] * Kalanyr has no school [20:28] <Kalanyr> The Yellow Belt may begin [20:28] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove [20:28] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The phoenix bows by the canyon; dominates the descent of the fortress! [20:28] <Goblin_King> done [20:28] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove [20:28] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The mongoose sucker punches the delta; dodges the speed of the wyrm! [20:28] <festy_dog> done [20:29] <Goblin_King> these are almost as bad as the insults [20:29] * festy_dog becomes more angry again, this time he growls brielfy at the Guardian [20:30] <Kalanyr> I have to agree [20:30] <Kalanyr> but the mongoose can at least land a blow [20:30] <Goblin_King> i take it a punch is not a fist? [20:30] <Kalanyr> 1 Flag Festy Dog [20:30] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove [20:30] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The sword becomes one with the madlands as it strikes the Cherry Blossom Pagoda; blocks the kick of the stone! [20:30] <festy_dog> done [20:30] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove [20:30] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The kama kicks from the wastelands; dodges the foray of the root! [20:31] <Goblin_King> done [20:31] <Kalanyr> Thats not even a contest [20:31] <Kalanyr> 2 Flags Festy [20:31] <Goblin_King> hmph [20:31] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove [20:31] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The blizzard tumbles higher than the city; conceals the foray of the root! [20:31] * festy_dog starts foaming at the mouth, almost beserk [20:31] <Goblin_King> done [20:31] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove [20:31] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The fox overwhelms the mountain; redirects the touch of the fire! [20:31] <festy_dog> done [20:31] <Kalanyr> Hmm the Yellow Belt should be a better fighter [20:32] <Kalanyr> 3 Flags Festy_Dog [20:32] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove [20:32] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The claw eliminates the foothills; negates the roar of the cat! [20:32] * festy_dog goes beserk [20:32] <festy_dog> done [20:32] <Kalanyr> Go GK [20:32] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove [20:32] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The needle speaks in the midst of the delta; absorbs the quickening of the shield! [20:32] <Goblin_King> aaargh [20:32] <Goblin_King> done [20:33] * Kalanyr hands GK a Mallet to bash Meowthbot with [20:33] <Kalanyr> 4 Flags Festy_Dog [20:33] <Kalanyr> I really hope I don't need to explain that [20:33] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove [20:33] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The monkey torments the island; scatters the cut of the orchid! [20:33] <Goblin_King> help me!!!!! done [20:33] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove [20:33] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The northstar severs the plain; redirects the edge of the lily! [20:33] * festy_dog keeps attacking relentlessly in his beserk state [20:34] <festy_dog> done [20:34] <Kalanyr> 5 Flags to the Doggy the Star is scarier than the monkey with coconuts [20:34] <festy_dog> lol [20:34] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove [20:34] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The scorpion leaps over the prairie; silences the stab of the sunflower! [20:34] * festy_dog starts to slow down [20:34] <festy_dog> done [20:34] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove [20:34] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The scorpion glides near the knoll; avoids the efforts of the water! [20:35] * Kalanyr shakes his head [20:35] <Goblin_King> done [20:35] <Kalanyr> Doggys attack is better, Goblins defense is better [20:35] <Kalanyr> Day is gonna be irrelevant [20:35] <Kalanyr> Location is irrelevant [20:35] <Kalanyr> Time of Day is irrelevant [20:36] <Kalanyr> Point to the Goblin King By Rank [20:36] <Goblin_King> should i feel better now? [20:36] <Kalanyr> 5 Festy Dog 1 Goblin King [20:36] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove [20:36] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The scorpion removes the savanna; averts the kick of the fire! [20:36] <Goblin_King> bah humbug done [20:36] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove [20:36] <Kalanyr> Now you should feel better [20:36] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The diamond claw aggresively parts the forest; leaps over the punch of the mind! [20:36] <Kalanyr> or not [20:37] <Kalanyr> Um I hate to say it but the doggy's move is way better [20:37] <Kalanyr> Match to the Cute Doggy [20:37] <Kalanyr> Choose your path Doggy [20:37] * Kalanyr suggests GK to rematch the doggy [20:37] <Goblin_King> once I'm finished with Meowthbot I think I'll turn that hammer on myself [20:37] <Kalanyr> Nobody can be that lucky twice in a row [20:38] * festy_dog finally calms down, and realises that he won [20:38] <Goblin_King> I'd like a rematch..... [20:38] <festy_dog> eep [20:38] <Goblin_King> But can I survive more of that? [20:39] <Goblin_King> Yeah, if you're up festy, I'll go when you're ready [20:39] * festy_dog shakes his head to get the foam off his mouth and chin [20:39] <Goblin_King> ll [20:40] <festy_dog> well, i'll just update my character [20:40] <Kalanyr> What Path? [20:40] <festy_dog> then we can have a rematch [20:40] <festy_dog> yakusa Kalanyr signing off- The Goblin King- Ouchies, The Doggy Mauled you all the way down to Yellow Belt 1. But do not fear you can recover. Festy_Dog- You have overcame a superior fighter and rise to Thug 1 gaining Sig Style (Claw),Dirty Trick, Gang Member (have to join a gang to activate this). [/QUOTE]
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