Kalanyr
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[20:23] <Kalanyr> !mb ybmaster
[20:23] <MeowthBot> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the vale south-east of the Ancient Ruins on the day of the frog.
[20:23] <Kalanyr> Stats please
[20:24] <Goblin_King> sig fist; dojo dagger; fof; yellow 2
[20:24] <Kcyldyei> "Well if that rabid dog is coming here I'm leaving. Farewell"
[20:24] *** Kcyldyei is now known as festy_dog
[20:24] *** Kalanyr is now known as The_Guardian
[20:25] <The_Guardian> Stats Cute Doggy
[20:25] * festy_dog lasily wanders back to where everyone is
[20:25] <festy_dog> WB 0-1
[20:25] <The_Guardian> Insults
[20:25] <Goblin_King> well mr doggy
[20:25] <Goblin_King> !mb ybinsult
[20:25] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: I find your betrothed to be boorish, your graveyard to be boorish, and your defense to be bad.
[20:25] * festy_dog sees his challenger and growls primitively
[20:26] <Goblin_King> how imaginative of me
[20:26] <festy_dog> !mb ybinsult
[20:26] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: I find your betrothed to be dishonorable, your unusual school to be nightmarish, and your mojo to be empty.
[20:26] <Goblin_King> I think we both lose
[20:26] <The_Guardian> hmm
[20:26] <festy_dog> lol
[20:26] <The_Guardian> you both make worse insults than a Light Pather!
[20:27] <Goblin_King> btw, I'm telling darkwolf you knocked his dojo
[20:27] <The_Guardian> But the doggies are slightly more superior
[20:27] <The_Guardian> Festy may set style and length
[20:27] <The_Guardian> I knocked DW's Dojo?
[20:27] * festy_dog realises that Light Pathers don't make insults and becomes angry again, the hair on his back rising on end
[20:27] <Goblin_King> my unusual school is nightmarish...
[20:27] <festy_dog> 6 flag speed
[20:27] <The_Guardian> Ah
[20:28] *** The_Guardian is now known as Kalanyr
[20:28] * Kalanyr has no school
[20:28] <Kalanyr> The Yellow Belt may begin
[20:28] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:28] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The phoenix bows by the canyon; dominates the descent of the fortress!
[20:28] <Goblin_King> done
[20:28] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:28] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The mongoose sucker punches the delta; dodges the speed of the wyrm!
[20:28] <festy_dog> done
[20:29] <Goblin_King> these are almost as bad as the insults
[20:29] * festy_dog becomes more angry again, this time he growls brielfy at the Guardian
[20:30] <Kalanyr> I have to agree
[20:30] <Kalanyr> but the mongoose can at least land a blow
[20:30] <Goblin_King> i take it a punch is not a fist?
[20:30] <Kalanyr> 1 Flag Festy Dog
[20:30] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:30] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The sword becomes one with the madlands as it strikes the Cherry Blossom Pagoda; blocks the kick of the stone!
[20:30] <festy_dog> done
[20:30] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:30] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The kama kicks from the wastelands; dodges the foray of the root!
[20:31] <Goblin_King> done
[20:31] <Kalanyr> Thats not even a contest
[20:31] <Kalanyr> 2 Flags Festy
[20:31] <Goblin_King> hmph
[20:31] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:31] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The blizzard tumbles higher than the city; conceals the foray of the root!
[20:31] * festy_dog starts foaming at the mouth, almost beserk
[20:31] <Goblin_King> done
[20:31] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:31] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The fox overwhelms the mountain; redirects the touch of the fire!
[20:31] <festy_dog> done
[20:31] <Kalanyr> Hmm the Yellow Belt should be a better fighter
[20:32] <Kalanyr> 3 Flags Festy_Dog
[20:32] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:32] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The claw eliminates the foothills; negates the roar of the cat!
[20:32] * festy_dog goes beserk
[20:32] <festy_dog> done
[20:32] <Kalanyr> Go GK
[20:32] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:32] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The needle speaks in the midst of the delta; absorbs the quickening of the shield!
[20:32] <Goblin_King> aaargh
[20:32] <Goblin_King> done
[20:33] * Kalanyr hands GK a Mallet to bash Meowthbot with
[20:33] <Kalanyr> 4 Flags Festy_Dog
[20:33] <Kalanyr> I really hope I don't need to explain that
[20:33] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:33] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The monkey torments the island; scatters the cut of the orchid!
[20:33] <Goblin_King> help me!!!!! done
[20:33] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:33] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The northstar severs the plain; redirects the edge of the lily!
[20:33] * festy_dog keeps attacking relentlessly in his beserk state
[20:34] <festy_dog> done
[20:34] <Kalanyr> 5 Flags to the Doggy the Star is scarier than the monkey with coconuts
[20:34] <festy_dog> lol
[20:34] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:34] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The scorpion leaps over the prairie; silences the stab of the sunflower!
[20:34] * festy_dog starts to slow down
[20:34] <festy_dog> done
[20:34] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:34] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The scorpion glides near the knoll; avoids the efforts of the water!
[20:35] * Kalanyr shakes his head
[20:35] <Goblin_King> done
[20:35] <Kalanyr> Doggys attack is better, Goblins defense is better
[20:35] <Kalanyr> Day is gonna be irrelevant
[20:35] <Kalanyr> Location is irrelevant
[20:35] <Kalanyr> Time of Day is irrelevant
[20:36] <Kalanyr> Point to the Goblin King By Rank
[20:36] <Goblin_King> should i feel better now?
[20:36] <Kalanyr> 5 Festy Dog 1 Goblin King
[20:36] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:36] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The scorpion removes the savanna; averts the kick of the fire!
[20:36] <Goblin_King> bah humbug done
[20:36] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:36] <Kalanyr> Now you should feel better
[20:36] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The diamond claw aggresively parts the forest; leaps over the punch of the mind!
[20:36] <Kalanyr> or not
[20:37] <Kalanyr> Um I hate to say it but the doggy's move is way better
[20:37] <Kalanyr> Match to the Cute Doggy
[20:37] <Kalanyr> Choose your path Doggy
[20:37] * Kalanyr suggests GK to rematch the doggy
[20:37] <Goblin_King> once I'm finished with Meowthbot I think I'll turn that hammer on myself
[20:37] <Kalanyr> Nobody can be that lucky twice in a row
[20:38] * festy_dog finally calms down, and realises that he won
[20:38] <Goblin_King> I'd like a rematch.....
[20:38] <festy_dog> eep
[20:38] <Goblin_King> But can I survive more of that?
[20:39] <Goblin_King> Yeah, if you're up festy, I'll go when you're ready
[20:39] * festy_dog shakes his head to get the foam off his mouth and chin
[20:39] <Goblin_King> ll
[20:40] <festy_dog> well, i'll just update my character
[20:40] <Kalanyr> What Path?
[20:40] <festy_dog> then we can have a rematch
[20:40] <festy_dog> yakusa
Kalanyr signing off-
The Goblin King- Ouchies, The Doggy Mauled you all the way down to Yellow Belt 1. But do not fear you can recover.
Festy_Dog- You have overcame a superior fighter and rise to Thug 1 gaining Sig Style (Claw),Dirty Trick, Gang Member (have to join a gang to activate this).
[20:23] <MeowthBot> Kalanyr: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the vale south-east of the Ancient Ruins on the day of the frog.
[20:23] <Kalanyr> Stats please
[20:24] <Goblin_King> sig fist; dojo dagger; fof; yellow 2
[20:24] <Kcyldyei> "Well if that rabid dog is coming here I'm leaving. Farewell"
[20:24] *** Kcyldyei is now known as festy_dog
[20:24] *** Kalanyr is now known as The_Guardian
[20:25] <The_Guardian> Stats Cute Doggy
[20:25] * festy_dog lasily wanders back to where everyone is
[20:25] <festy_dog> WB 0-1
[20:25] <The_Guardian> Insults
[20:25] <Goblin_King> well mr doggy
[20:25] <Goblin_King> !mb ybinsult
[20:25] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: I find your betrothed to be boorish, your graveyard to be boorish, and your defense to be bad.
[20:25] * festy_dog sees his challenger and growls primitively
[20:26] <Goblin_King> how imaginative of me
[20:26] <festy_dog> !mb ybinsult
[20:26] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: I find your betrothed to be dishonorable, your unusual school to be nightmarish, and your mojo to be empty.
[20:26] <Goblin_King> I think we both lose
[20:26] <The_Guardian> hmm
[20:26] <festy_dog> lol
[20:26] <The_Guardian> you both make worse insults than a Light Pather!
[20:27] <Goblin_King> btw, I'm telling darkwolf you knocked his dojo
[20:27] <The_Guardian> But the doggies are slightly more superior
[20:27] <The_Guardian> Festy may set style and length
[20:27] <The_Guardian> I knocked DW's Dojo?
[20:27] * festy_dog realises that Light Pathers don't make insults and becomes angry again, the hair on his back rising on end
[20:27] <Goblin_King> my unusual school is nightmarish...
[20:27] <festy_dog> 6 flag speed
[20:27] <The_Guardian> Ah
[20:28] *** The_Guardian is now known as Kalanyr
[20:28] * Kalanyr has no school
[20:28] <Kalanyr> The Yellow Belt may begin
[20:28] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:28] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The phoenix bows by the canyon; dominates the descent of the fortress!
[20:28] <Goblin_King> done
[20:28] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:28] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The mongoose sucker punches the delta; dodges the speed of the wyrm!
[20:28] <festy_dog> done
[20:29] <Goblin_King> these are almost as bad as the insults
[20:29] * festy_dog becomes more angry again, this time he growls brielfy at the Guardian
[20:30] <Kalanyr> I have to agree
[20:30] <Kalanyr> but the mongoose can at least land a blow
[20:30] <Goblin_King> i take it a punch is not a fist?
[20:30] <Kalanyr> 1 Flag Festy Dog
[20:30] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:30] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The sword becomes one with the madlands as it strikes the Cherry Blossom Pagoda; blocks the kick of the stone!
[20:30] <festy_dog> done
[20:30] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:30] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The kama kicks from the wastelands; dodges the foray of the root!
[20:31] <Goblin_King> done
[20:31] <Kalanyr> Thats not even a contest
[20:31] <Kalanyr> 2 Flags Festy
[20:31] <Goblin_King> hmph
[20:31] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:31] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The blizzard tumbles higher than the city; conceals the foray of the root!
[20:31] * festy_dog starts foaming at the mouth, almost beserk
[20:31] <Goblin_King> done
[20:31] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:31] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The fox overwhelms the mountain; redirects the touch of the fire!
[20:31] <festy_dog> done
[20:31] <Kalanyr> Hmm the Yellow Belt should be a better fighter
[20:32] <Kalanyr> 3 Flags Festy_Dog
[20:32] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:32] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The claw eliminates the foothills; negates the roar of the cat!
[20:32] * festy_dog goes beserk
[20:32] <festy_dog> done
[20:32] <Kalanyr> Go GK
[20:32] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:32] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The needle speaks in the midst of the delta; absorbs the quickening of the shield!
[20:32] <Goblin_King> aaargh
[20:32] <Goblin_King> done
[20:33] * Kalanyr hands GK a Mallet to bash Meowthbot with
[20:33] <Kalanyr> 4 Flags Festy_Dog
[20:33] <Kalanyr> I really hope I don't need to explain that
[20:33] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:33] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The monkey torments the island; scatters the cut of the orchid!
[20:33] <Goblin_King> help me!!!!! done
[20:33] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:33] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The northstar severs the plain; redirects the edge of the lily!
[20:33] * festy_dog keeps attacking relentlessly in his beserk state
[20:34] <festy_dog> done
[20:34] <Kalanyr> 5 Flags to the Doggy the Star is scarier than the monkey with coconuts
[20:34] <festy_dog> lol
[20:34] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:34] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The scorpion leaps over the prairie; silences the stab of the sunflower!
[20:34] * festy_dog starts to slow down
[20:34] <festy_dog> done
[20:34] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:34] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The scorpion glides near the knoll; avoids the efforts of the water!
[20:35] * Kalanyr shakes his head
[20:35] <Goblin_King> done
[20:35] <Kalanyr> Doggys attack is better, Goblins defense is better
[20:35] <Kalanyr> Day is gonna be irrelevant
[20:35] <Kalanyr> Location is irrelevant
[20:35] <Kalanyr> Time of Day is irrelevant
[20:36] <Kalanyr> Point to the Goblin King By Rank
[20:36] <Goblin_King> should i feel better now?
[20:36] <Kalanyr> 5 Festy Dog 1 Goblin King
[20:36] <Goblin_King> !mb ybmove
[20:36] <MeowthBot> Goblin_King: The scorpion removes the savanna; averts the kick of the fire!
[20:36] <Goblin_King> bah humbug done
[20:36] <festy_dog> !mb ybmove
[20:36] <Kalanyr> Now you should feel better
[20:36] <MeowthBot> festy_dog: The diamond claw aggresively parts the forest; leaps over the punch of the mind!
[20:36] <Kalanyr> or not
[20:37] <Kalanyr> Um I hate to say it but the doggy's move is way better
[20:37] <Kalanyr> Match to the Cute Doggy
[20:37] <Kalanyr> Choose your path Doggy
[20:37] * Kalanyr suggests GK to rematch the doggy
[20:37] <Goblin_King> once I'm finished with Meowthbot I think I'll turn that hammer on myself
[20:37] <Kalanyr> Nobody can be that lucky twice in a row
[20:38] * festy_dog finally calms down, and realises that he won
[20:38] <Goblin_King> I'd like a rematch.....
[20:38] <festy_dog> eep
[20:38] <Goblin_King> But can I survive more of that?
[20:39] <Goblin_King> Yeah, if you're up festy, I'll go when you're ready
[20:39] * festy_dog shakes his head to get the foam off his mouth and chin
[20:39] <Goblin_King> ll
[20:40] <festy_dog> well, i'll just update my character
[20:40] <Kalanyr> What Path?
[20:40] <festy_dog> then we can have a rematch
[20:40] <festy_dog> yakusa
Kalanyr signing off-
The Goblin King- Ouchies, The Doggy Mauled you all the way down to Yellow Belt 1. But do not fear you can recover.
Festy_Dog- You have overcame a superior fighter and rise to Thug 1 gaining Sig Style (Claw),Dirty Trick, Gang Member (have to join a gang to activate this).
