The Flu tangles up ENP production

[HellHound]

Our release schedule @ ENPublishing has been severely hampered by none other than the winter cold season.

Currently three PDFs are all in layout, but none will see the light of day until I can focus on the computer screen for more than a few minutes without getting a splitting headache and wattery eyes.

Blech.

How's that for a press release?

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Crystalmancy is almost done, and SHOULD be available within a week or so.

Steam & Steel is progressing VERY nicely. When I *do* manage to see the computer screen, the awesome art blows me away.

ENArsenal: Spiked Chain is next on the block.

 

[jmucchiello]

Poorly done really. You never referred to yourself in the third person nor did you quote yourself.

I guess you really are sick. Get well soon.

 

[HellHound]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 18, 2004

(Somewhere where someone is very ill, Canada): Today, M Jason Parent was quoted as being under the weather. According to sources, this has resulted in delays in the ENPublishing release schedule. In a recent internet posting, M Jason Parent stated that "Currently three PDFs are all in layout, but none will see the light of day until I can focus on the computer screen for more than a few minutes without getting a splitting headache and wattery eyes."

It was also noted by industry insiders that Mr Parent never referred to himself in the third person, nor did he quote himself, thus providing evidence to the actual severety of Mr Parent's illness.

(with files from Throwing Dice Games)

 

[annadobritt]

Winter colds are nasty this year. Get plenty of rest and drink lots of fluids (pepsi is always a good choice. )

Get well soon!

 

[jgbrowning]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 18, 2004

(Somewhere where someone is very ill, Canada): Today, M Jason Parent was quoted as being under the weather. According to sources, this has resulted in delays in the ENPublishing release schedule. In a recent internet posting, M Jason Parent stated that "Currently three PDFs are all in layout, but none will see the light of day until I can focus on the computer screen for more than a few minutes without getting a splitting headache and wattery eyes."

It was also noted by industry insiders that Mr Parent never referred to himself in the third person, nor did he quote himself, thus providing evidence to the actual severety of Mr Parent's illness.

(with files from Throwing Dice Games)

Pretty good. But you forgot the last paragraph explaining who ENP is and what their stock inititials are. You must be sick.

Drink some hot tea, listen to some relaxing music (ministry does not count as relaxing) and make your kids fetch you things.

joe b.

 

[Crothian]

Get better, and hopefully the water pipes won't freeze this year!!

 

[RangerWickett]

The next time I turn in a homework assignment late, I'll include a variant of that press release.

 

[HellHound]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
January 18, 2004

(Somewhere where someone is very ill, Canada): Today, M Jason Parent was quoted as being under the weather. According to sources, this has resulted in delays in the ENPublishing release schedule. In a recent internet posting, M Jason Parent stated that "Currently three PDFs are all in layout, but none will see the light of day until I can focus on the computer screen for more than a few minutes without getting a splitting headache and wattery eyes."

Products listed as being delayed by these events include "Crystalmancy", a book about gem magic and those who wield it; "Steam and Steel", a guide to fantasy steamworks, "E.N.Arsenal - Spiked Chain", the first E.N.Publishing mini-book of weapons.

It was also noted by industry insiders that Mr Parent never referred to himself in the third person, nor did he quote himself in the initial announcement, thus providing evidence to the actual severety of Mr Parent's illness.

E.N.Publishing is a privately held Ontario partnership, and a leading d20 e-publisher, having produced many of the top-selling pdf products on RPGnow, the leading RPG e-product store*. E.N.Publishing is also the community publisher for E.N.World, the largest and most comprehensive d20 news and reviews site on the Internet. In addition, E.N.Publishing handles the electronic sales and promotions of products by Dark Quest Games, Goodman Games and the Brood development house.

* prior to today's changes in the top-sellers listing - the new listings are by dollar amounts instead of volume of sales)

(with files from Throwing Dice Games)

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Joe... No Ministry? Not even Twitch-era? That's relaxing!

Actually, listening to Synesthaesia right now (electronic ambient music) and some My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult (a bunch of electornic remixes of their recent album). And old early-to-mid 90's goth at bed-time.

 

[Carnifex]

It seems the world is out to prevent Steam & Steel ever getting released Once you recover from your terrible affliction of genetically engineered flu that the Illuminati inflicted you with to prevent you finishing it, do you know how long it'll be before St&St is ready? Inquiring minds want to know

 

[Ashy]

Hope ya get to feeling better soon, Hound....


....And I *still* want Squidhead's email addy!