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<blockquote data-quote="Steampunkette" data-source="post: 8714717" data-attributes="member: 6796468"><p>Car -is- a bit much... let's bust it down to something we think Lanasa might be quasi-competent at making and still mess up.</p><p></p><p>Bumper Stickers!</p><p></p><p>He sets up some vague ideas and takes orders, people point out his stuff is dumb and/or offensive, he whips up a crowd of 'Anti-Woke' folks who are really just not that smart, spends over a year hyping up how amazing his bumper stickers are and how the bigger bumper sticker companies are trying to shut him out for having bumper stickers that are 'too good' and 'too in your face' when in reality he's trying to steal the name of one of their bumper sticker lines and also their art style.</p><p></p><p>The lil' bigots order a bunch of bumper stickers and keep getting delayed... But they're not -expensive- so who cares? They got to 'own the libs' which is the real purpose and when they finally get their racist, sexist, bigoted bumper stickers they'll still proudly show 'em off.</p><p></p><p>Eventually they get the bumper sticker. Which is made with a stock inkjet printer on photo-stock paper so it has the shiny side. There's a couple strips of double-sided tape on the back of it, which makes it stick to the inside of the envelope because Lanasa took off the 3M branding to avoid anyone else getting credit for 'his copyrighted work'. So they have to go out and get double-sided tape to make it stick to their bumper for about 10 miles before it falls off and they forget all about it.</p><p></p><p>They'll still be happy 'owning the libs'. Because that's what it's really about.</p><p></p><p>And yeah... Lanasa's lies and... just... everything about him lets you know he's a child who thinks he's an adult. You know how you know you're actually an adult? You start taking responsibility for your mistakes and actions. I've seen 13 year old adults and I've seen 30 year old children.</p><p></p><p>Also: The dude's a Freemason. It was once a quasi-secret organization that controlled the stonecutter's guilds of England and stuff. These days it's just a place people mingle with members of their community and have a nice dinner. Depending on whether you're a Continental Freemason or a Traditional Freemason it's practically Church part 2.</p><p></p><p>I mean even the Continental Freemasons are just Church part 2. The difference is that they let women join, don't have scripture laying about, and allow for the discussion of politics during their meetings or dinners.</p><p></p><p>But you just -know- that Lanasa is the kind of guy who pretends his Freemasonry makes him part of a 'Secret Society' that controls everything behind the scenes...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Steampunkette, post: 8714717, member: 6796468"] Car -is- a bit much... let's bust it down to something we think Lanasa might be quasi-competent at making and still mess up. Bumper Stickers! He sets up some vague ideas and takes orders, people point out his stuff is dumb and/or offensive, he whips up a crowd of 'Anti-Woke' folks who are really just not that smart, spends over a year hyping up how amazing his bumper stickers are and how the bigger bumper sticker companies are trying to shut him out for having bumper stickers that are 'too good' and 'too in your face' when in reality he's trying to steal the name of one of their bumper sticker lines and also their art style. The lil' bigots order a bunch of bumper stickers and keep getting delayed... But they're not -expensive- so who cares? They got to 'own the libs' which is the real purpose and when they finally get their racist, sexist, bigoted bumper stickers they'll still proudly show 'em off. Eventually they get the bumper sticker. Which is made with a stock inkjet printer on photo-stock paper so it has the shiny side. There's a couple strips of double-sided tape on the back of it, which makes it stick to the inside of the envelope because Lanasa took off the 3M branding to avoid anyone else getting credit for 'his copyrighted work'. So they have to go out and get double-sided tape to make it stick to their bumper for about 10 miles before it falls off and they forget all about it. They'll still be happy 'owning the libs'. Because that's what it's really about. And yeah... Lanasa's lies and... just... everything about him lets you know he's a child who thinks he's an adult. You know how you know you're actually an adult? You start taking responsibility for your mistakes and actions. I've seen 13 year old adults and I've seen 30 year old children. Also: The dude's a Freemason. It was once a quasi-secret organization that controlled the stonecutter's guilds of England and stuff. These days it's just a place people mingle with members of their community and have a nice dinner. Depending on whether you're a Continental Freemason or a Traditional Freemason it's practically Church part 2. I mean even the Continental Freemasons are just Church part 2. The difference is that they let women join, don't have scripture laying about, and allow for the discussion of politics during their meetings or dinners. But you just -know- that Lanasa is the kind of guy who pretends his Freemasonry makes him part of a 'Secret Society' that controls everything behind the scenes... [/QUOTE]
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