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<blockquote data-quote="Mad_Jack" data-source="post: 8787610" data-attributes="member: 6750306">I keep a newspaper article in my wallet to show people... &quot;I&quot; once unsuccessfully robbed a local bank.&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue&nbsp; &nbsp; :p"&nbsp; data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /> My family used to get this guy's family's mail when I was young, and starting in high school I got this guy's arrest reports taped to my desk. I've almost gotten into a fight because someone thought I was him, and he nearly cost me a job once because they thought I'd submitted two different applications. Best part, though?My mother's in the hospital one time, and a candy striper comes in, looks at my mother's chart and says, &quot;Mrs. *****? Oh, are you ******'s mother? Would you like to see pictures of your grandchild?&quot; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes&nbsp; &nbsp; :rolleyes:"&nbsp; data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mad_Jack, post: 8787610, member: 6750306"] I keep a newspaper article in my wallet to show people... "I" once unsuccessfully robbed a local bank. :p My family used to get this guy's family's mail when I was young, and starting in high school I got this guy's arrest reports taped to my desk. I've almost gotten into a fight because someone thought I was him, and he nearly cost me a job once because they thought I'd submitted two different applications. Best part, though? My mother's in the hospital one time, and a candy striper comes in, looks at my mother's chart and says, "Mrs. *****? Oh, are you ******'s mother? Would you like to see pictures of your grandchild?" :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

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