Really, I am. 
If I want someone, er something cheap, easy and fun: I'll call up TriStat dX.
If I want something complicated and full of mindgames: I'll call up HERO.
If I want something expensive and requires pampering: I'll call up D&D.
If I want something that looks good in my bag, er on my arm: I'll call up M&M.
If I just want to cuddle and have some pillowtalk: I'll call up Story Teller.
If I want to date her little sister, er have a good substitute: I'll call up GURPS.
I'll should probably rest on the seventh day.
If I want someone, er something cheap, easy and fun: I'll call up TriStat dX.
If I want something complicated and full of mindgames: I'll call up HERO.
If I want something expensive and requires pampering: I'll call up D&D.
If I want something that looks good in my bag, er on my arm: I'll call up M&M.
If I just want to cuddle and have some pillowtalk: I'll call up Story Teller.
If I want to date her little sister, er have a good substitute: I'll call up GURPS.
I'll should probably rest on the seventh day.
