THE gift for the mad scientist who has everything...

[Krieg]

The Electrolux Death Ray brought to you by Brotonic Weapons!!

I must have one!

 

[Henry]

Well, you know what they say... Nothing Sux like Electrolux.

 

[the Jester]

Well, you know what they say... Nothing Sux like Electrolux.

It's true, too... I briefly sold Electrolux vaccuums, and one of the killer things we could do was put the hose from a competitor's vaccuum in a little sealed tube. The other end had the Electrolux hose in it, so when you flipped them both on you had a sudden suck-contest. My Electrolux would burn out a Kirby's motor. Seems they've upgraded the tech.