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I can practically smell the writer's room when he came up with that and I can assure you that it smelled of:Whoever saw a character with the nickname "The Merc with the Mouth", cast a guy who is built for off the cuff responses, and then took away his mouth should never work again.
1) A not insignificant amount of BO/flop sweat.
2) Slowly rotting take-out.
3) Whiskey. Unclear if cheap or expensive.
4) Whatever cocaine smells like.
And you know that the guy who did it thought he was the bloody smartest man who ever lived for thinking "How cool and ironic would it be if I took away the Merc with a Mouth's mouth! < snorts a line > I am a genius! < snorts a line, attempts to drink whiskey, dumps it down his shirt > No, I AM A GOD!!!
I see it was one of either David "Game of Thrones" Benioff or Skip Woods. Look at what they'd written up to 2009, my guess is Skip Woods, because jesus christ those are some trashy movies and absolutely have the same vibe as that decision. Swordfish, particularly, is a movie that could never have existed without the help of so much cocaine.