the god of stinky cheeses

[The Spectrum Rider]

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and the oddest one so far is Min, goddess of Lettuce and Sex.
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Actually, this isn't quite a weird as you might think. Lettuce was once considered an aphrodisiac (a bizarre fact that I just ran into in Neal Stephenson's new novel, Quicksilver).

I onve invented a god in my campaign named He-Who-Is-Without-Equal-And-Is-Distinguished-From-All-Others-By-The-Length-Of-His-Name. There was a reason, but it doesn't matter much now....

The Spectrum Rider

 

[Hypersmurf]

I onve invented a god in my campaign named He-Who-Is-Without-Equal-And-Is-Distinguished-From-All-Others-By-The-Length-Of-His-Name. There was a reason, but it doesn't matter much now....

We had a deity invented by accident, once.

The DM was using a module, and we rescued a prisoner who was listed as a 7th-level Cleric. Unfortunately, the module didn't say who he was a cleric of, and the DM hadn't prepared this in advance.

When we asked the cleric who he served, the DM came up with "I am a servant of All, and One".

And thus was the Church of Ollendwan founded...

-Hyp.

 

[Norfleet]

YARA-MA-YHA-WHO: Very nasty little vampire. He looks like a small red man with an enormous head, but has no teeth and octopus-like suckers for fingers. If you ever sit beneath an Australian fig tree, be very careful. YARA-MA-YHA-WHO is likely to jump on top of you and suck all your blood out. And then eat you.

Strangely enough, as soon as his food has gone down, he vomits it back up again. His victims are thus miraculously reborn, albeit slightly shorter.

Should he happen to catch the same person repeatedly, the unfortunate regurgitatee will get smaller and redder each time, eventually becoming a YARA-MA-YHA-WHO themselves.

Not necessarily a GOD, persay, but still funny.

Yeah, but you can detect him easily enough: Just lie down under the tree and spit up at him. If he's hiding in there, he'll spit back.

 

[Mallus]

It's potentially my favourite line in the whole series.

My favorite Londo quote is either from the pilot or the 1st episode, where he's down on his luck and down in his cups bemoaning how the great Centuari Republic is now just a tourist attraction, "open 9 to 5, Earth time".

 

[Hypersmurf]

My favorite Londo quote is either from the pilot or the 1st episode, where he's down on his luck and down in his cups bemoaning how the great Centuari Republic is now just a tourist attraction, "open 9 to 5, Earth time".

"Nice shark... pretty shark..."

-Hyp.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Showwhur, god of Sunbathing, the Splashing of Skin and Nice, Fluffy Towels.

 

[Gnarlo]

Silliest god ever IMC: Wonvaldez, god of insomniacs.

Obligatory favorite Londo quote: speaking to the humans "Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package, how efficient of you."