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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Khisanth the Ancient" data-source="post: 5082227" data-attributes="member: 11368">...I'm sure I messed something up mechanically here...XanouSize/Type: Large Undead (Extraplanar)Hit Dice: 1200d1000x1000 (1,200,000,000 hp)Initiative: Always first (+536)Speed: SuperluminalArmor Class: 1337 (-1 size, +300 natural, +328 Dex, +500 Crystal Bracers,+200 divine), touch 537, flat-footed 1009 (50% miss chance)Base Attack/Grapple: +600/+921Attack: Crystal Edge +1521 melee (always hits) (1,500,000d10+2884 plus 12 negative levels plus 300d6 repeating chronal plus 600d6 disintegration plus 300d1000 experience drain/13-20/x4)Full Attack: Crystal Edge +1521 melee (240 attacks, always hits) (1,500,000d10+2884 plus 12 negative levels plus 300d6 repeating chronal plus 600d6 disintegration plus 300d1000 experience drain); Crystal Shard +1321 melee (240 attacks, always hits) (1,500,000d10+2084 plus 7 divine ranks drain/13-20/x4)Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.Special Attacks: Akashic breath, transversalSpecial Qualities: Alter reality, dimensional mastery (unreal), DR 5000/-, fast healing 6000, SR 1410Saves: Fort +802, Ref +1130, Will +1007Abilities: Str 644, Dex 666, Con -, Int 403, Wis 421, Cha 452Skills: All skills +1403 +ability modifierFeats: Greater Two-Weapon Fighting, Greater Weapon Focus (longsword), Greater Weapon Specialization (longsword), Improved Critical (longsword), Improved Initiative, Improved Two-Weapon Fighting, Perfect Two-Weapon Fighting, Power Attack,Two-Weapon Fighting, Weapon Focus (longsword), Weapon Specialization (longsword)Epic Feats: Blinding Speed, Epic Potency, Epic Weapon Focus (longsword), Epic Weapon Specialization (longsword), Greater Power Attack, Power Attack Mastery, Superior InitiativeDivine Abilities: Greater Critical, Greater Critical Multiplier, Perfect Initiative, Superior Power Attack, Uncanny Weapon Focus, Uncanny Weapon SpecializationCosmic Abilities: Inner Eye, Nebulous, Slipstream, Unearthly Power Attack, Unearthly Weapon Focus, Unearthly Weapon SpecializationTranscendental Abilities: Ultimate Weapon Focus, Ultimate Weapon SpecializationAlignment: None (insane)Challenge Rating: very high, not sureXanou is the undead manifestation of the 9th Dimension, destroyed by Xochipactli. Xanou manifests as a humanoid carved of supernal crystal, wielding two swords of the same substance. His gaze is full of transcendent madness, yet inspires insane awe in mortals ansd.  Xanou has no portfolios, as a sundered, incomplete creature.COMBATXanou, being totally insane, may attack for any reason or none.Akashic Breath (Su): 12100-ft. line, drains 30 divine ranks, Ref DCTransversal (Ex): Xanou's reach is infinite, extending anywhere in the plane Xanou is currently on.Dimensional Mastery: Unreal (Ex): Xanou is immune to all magic except the spell Self-Devouring Rebuke.Divine/Cosmic/Transcendental Abilities:Inner Eye: Xanou always receives the best die rolls. This is canceled out by Evil Eye, but Xanou does not suffer the effects of that ability.Nebulous: Xanou is an inherently indistinct being; all effects and attacks directed against him have a 75% miss chance.Slipstream: Xanou cannot be undermined by time travel.Ultimate Weapon Focus: Xanou never misses, but still rolls to determine critical hits.Artifacts:Crystal Bracers: These bracers, made from infinitely tough fragments of the Great Wall, are bracers of epic armor +500.Crystal Edge: This weapon, an infinitely sharp fragment of the Great Wall, is a +400 longsword that slices away a bit of the target's soul, inflicting twelve negative levels. In addition, it cuts through time itself, unleashing a chronos strike: 300d6 chronal damage (which repeats for each of the next 200 rounds), 600d6 disintegration damage, drains 300d1000 experience points, and the victim is slowed for 200 rounds.Crystal Shard: This heavy blade, an infinitely heavy fragment of the Great Wall, crushes even cosmic and transcendental spirits into oblivion. It is a +200 longsword which drains seven divine ranks (as Akashic Effect) from any creature struck.Self-Devouring RebukeTransmutationSpellcraft DC: 366Components: noneCasting Time: free action (quickened spell)Duration: InstantaneousRange: 50 milesTarget: One creatureSaving Throw: Will negates (-120 penalty)Spell Resistance: Yes (-50 penalty)Seeds: afflict (Constitution) (DC 14). Factors: no components (+4 DC), quickened spell(+28 DC), increase Constitution penalty to -250 (+496 DC), change penalty to ability damage (+2 DC), increase range to 50 miles (+42 DC), -120 penalty to target's save (+240 DC), -50 penalty to target's spell resistance (+100 DC). Mitigating factors: backlash 560d6 (-560 DC).This ultimate attack spell is the remnant echo of the massive attack with which Xochipactli destroyed the Great Wall of the 9th dimension and set upon the Supreme Being. Only the mightiest cosmic entities can master this dreadful incantation, which is fed by the caster's own life's blood. The caster does not move or speak, but is racked by a monstrous, torturing pang as a searing shaft of void-dark blightfire from cold, unholy stars shines down upon the chosen victim. The target takes 250 Constitution damage if it fails its save (which is at a -120 penalty); this will kill almost any creature which is not Transmortal. The caster takes 560d6 backlash damage.Note that as mighty as this spell is, it is still only a pale echo of the one used by Xochipactli.</blockquote>

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