The Hive Is Alive!

[The_Warlock]

Im flattered, truly.

What he said...it's the goal. Besides, I've come to the conclusion that most women don't get enough flattery or flirting, so I keep some on deck in case I run into any.

 

[The_Warlock]

If you met some of us in real life that might happen. We can hide behind a computer screen and say what ever comes to mind. The real world will be very different.

Single women coming here is like throwing a piece of meat to a bunch of hungry dogs. You will be eaten alive if not careful.

Now now, we aren't THAT bad. In fact, I'd have to say just from the vocabulary and attitudes around here, I haven't seen nearly as many Troglodytan Gamers as I've met at the local cons.

I'm pretty sure the gentleman to hungry dogs ratio is in her favor at ENWorld.

 

[jonesy]

“Boys are bad, mmkay?”

*Sticks the Galerosian flag in the ground*

I hereby declare this thread the sacred land of Galerosia!

The jonesyans hereby declare rebellion! We will fight you with custard on the shores, we will fight you with tagliatelle at the mountains, and we will eat pie at restaurants with you during ceasefire! We will have our independence from you, or maybe just more pie! Pie is good, okay? And for the good of all pie it must be eaten! That's why the jonesyan flag will be a pie on a field of honey. We demand more pie on wednesdays, and even more on sundays!

 

[Aeson]

“Boys are bad, mmkay?”



The jonesyans hereby declare rebellion! We will fight you with custard on the shores, we will fight you with tagliatelle at the mountains, and we will eat pie at restaurants with you during ceasefire! We will have our independence from you, or maybe just more pie! Pie is good, okay? And for the good of all pie it must be eaten! That's why the jonesyan flag will be a pie on a field of honey. We demand more pie on wednesdays, and even more on sundays!

I support you in your bid for independence. I will supply pie for the war effort. I will provide safe harbor and clean clothes.

 

[The_Warlock]

There's some strange underlying concepts in the joensyan manifesto which I'm going to avoid at this time. Safety in No Comment. Back to the Real Hive...

 

[Aeson]

Now now, we aren't THAT bad. In fact, I'd have to say just from the vocabulary and attitudes around here, I haven't seen nearly as many Troglodytan Gamers as I've met at the local cons.

I'm pretty sure the gentleman to hungry dogs ratio is in her favor at ENWorld.

Ok. I'm a hungry dog. Everyone else are gentlemen. She should be careful around me. I not only will hump her leg I might even nip at her ankles.

 

[The_Warlock]

Ok. I'm a hungry dog. Everyone else is a gentleman. She should be careful around me. I not only will hump her leg I might even nip at her ankles.

And as long as sentences like that have no spoonerisms, no mods will appear and slap us...

I'm a gentleman, but that doesn't mean I'm not starving...chuckle

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Ok. I'm a hungry dog. Everyone else are gentlemen. She should be careful around me. I not only will hump her leg I might even nip at her ankles.

My cat licks my leg when she is especially hungry.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

And as long as sentences like that have no spoonerisms, no mods will appear and slap us...

I'm a gentleman, but that doesn't mean I'm not starving...chuckle

Wait, are we talking about human food?

 

[Aeson]

And as long as sentences like that have no spoonerisms, no mods will appear and slap us...

I'm a gentleman, but that doesn't mean I'm not starving...chuckle

Spoonerisms? You mean Spoony? He has nothing to do with this.