The Hive Is Alive!

[Dog Moon]

We should continue posting in the other thread and try to catch up with this one.
Or better yet, find another group of hivers and have a post-off!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

We should continue posting in the other thread and try to catch up with this one.
Or better yet, find another group of hivers and have a post-off!

That would be too funny!

 

[jonesy]

"Mister Igor, more electricity!"

"Are you sure master? The neighbours are already complaining."

"We don't have any neighbours."

"Oh. Then who have I been talking to?"

"Just flip the switch already."

"Fine, fine."

"It's alive. Alive!! It is...Muahahahaa!"

"You're naming it Muahahahaa? Won't that be a bit hard? I mean, hey Muahahahaa come over here! Just doesn't sound right."

"Why are you talking to that wall? Anyway, no, I am going to call it...the Hivemind!"

"The whatmind?"

"The Hivemind! It is in possession of the grand total of human knowledge!"

"You mean it's like a Library of Congress? Only bigger? That's stupid."

"Now you are talking to my desk. And that is stupid."

"It's a lovely desk."

"You think? I made it with my own two hands."

"You mean my hands? I built the thing."

"That's what I just said."

"Right. Shouldn't you stop that Hivemind thing?"

"Once it gets going it can not be stopped."

"No, I mean it just broke through the wall. I can see it running over that hill. I think it's headed to the village."

"After it! We'll take the Badgermobile!"

"The whatmobile?"

"Precisely!"

 

[Dog Moon]

I'm sooo confused.

 

[jonesy]

I'm sooo confused.

So what else is old?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

"Mister Igor, more electricity!"

"Are you sure master? The neighbours are already complaining."

"We don't have any neighbours."

"Oh. Then who have I been talking to?"

"Just flip the switch already."

"Fine, fine."

"It's alive. Alive!! It is...Muahahahaa!"

"You're naming it Muahahahaa? Won't that be a bit hard? I mean, hey Muahahahaa come over here! Just doesn't sound right."

"Why are you talking to that wall? Anyway, no, I am going to call it...the Hivemind!"

"The whatmind?"

"The Hivemind! It is in possession of the grand total of human knowledge!"

"You mean it's like a Library of Congress? Only bigger? That's stupid."

"Now you are talking to my desk. And that is stupid."

"It's a lovely desk."

"You think? I made it with my own two hands."

"You mean my hands? I built the thing."

"That's what I just said."

"Right. Shouldn't you stop that Hivemind thing?"

"Once it gets going it can not be stopped."

"No, I mean it just broke through the wall. I can see it running over that hill. I think it's headed to the village."

"After it! We'll take the Badgermobile!"

"The whatmobile?"

"Precisely!"

Freakin' hilarious! Love it!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

So what else is old?

I believe the phrase is: So what else is new?

 

[Heckler]

"Mister Igor, more electricity!"

"Are you sure master? The neighbours are already complaining."

"We don't have any neighbours."

"Oh. Then who have I been talking to?"

"Just flip the switch already."

"Fine, fine."

"It's alive. Alive!! It is...Muahahahaa!"

"You're naming it Muahahahaa? Won't that be a bit hard? I mean, hey Muahahahaa come over here! Just doesn't sound right."

"Why are you talking to that wall? Anyway, no, I am going to call it...the Hivemind!"

"The whatmind?"

"The Hivemind! It is in possession of the grand total of human knowledge!"

"You mean it's like a Library of Congress? Only bigger? That's stupid."

"Now you are talking to my desk. And that is stupid."

"It's a lovely desk."

"You think? I made it with my own two hands."

"You mean my hands? I built the thing."

"That's what I just said."

"Right. Shouldn't you stop that Hivemind thing?"

"Once it gets going it can not be stopped."

"No, I mean it just broke through the wall. I can see it running over that hill. I think it's headed to the village."

"After it! We'll take the Badgermobile!"

"The whatmobile?"

"Precisely!"

This is a thing of beauty.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

This is a thing of beauty.

QFT!!!!

 

[jonesy]

"Over the hills and far away..."

"What?"

"The Hivemind. It's over that hill and probably far away already. More speed, please, Igor."

"This is the vehicles top speed. That's what you get for modelling it after a badger."

"I like badgers."

"And I like strawberry jam, but I still wouldn't make a car that moved like it."

"Stop talking to that tree. And back up, we'll never catch the Hivemind if you keep hitting each and every one of them. Besides, how exactly does strawberry jam move?"

"Very very wobblily. Is that a word, wobblily?"

"Beats me. Sounds like a flower frankly. A very unsteady flower."

"Look! There it is!"

"Prepare the Badgercannon!"

"Are you sure?"

"Are you sure that that steering wheel can aswer your question? Prepare the cannon already."

"Fine, fine. One Badgercannon loaded with a badger."

"Fire!"

"Where, where? I don't like fire, let's go somewhere else, please?"

"No, no, no. The cannon. Ac ti va te the cannon!"

"There it goes. Funny how much noise a flying badger makes. By the by, didn't you just say that you like badgers? Why are you using them as cannon fodder?"

"I'm using them as cannon fodder, not that rubberduck in the back seat. So stop talking to it and eyes on the road. We are about to hit a chestnut tree."

"Jolly roger and peanut butter on top!"

"The who?"

"No, The Who was a sixties rock band."