The Hive Is Alive!

[Angel Tarragon]

"There it goes. Funny how much noise a flying badger makes. By the by, didn't you just say that you like badgers? Why are you using them as cannon fodder?"

My favorite!

 

[megamania]

heh.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

heh.

You like?

 

[jonesy]

"It's no use. The badgers just keep piling on top of it."

"At least our speed is improving now that the badgers aren't slowing us down."

"Which isn't saying much, master. The Hivemind is almost at the village."

"In the land of the braindead the moron is king."

"What does that have to do with anything."

"Just something from an old tv show. Brains In The City or maybe Braintrek."

"Braintrek? I always liked Brainpylon Five more. The way all the masters were portrayed."

"Oh please, who would ever believe a master would treat their creations properly. And what was with all those speeches anyway?"

"Look. What the heck is that Hivemind thingy doing?"

"It's building something out of that building. Get closer."

"How close?"

"What am I, your master?"

"Yes."

"Right. Umm...how about we stop here. Seeing as you already crashed into a wall."

"Sounds about right."

"Hivemind! This is your creator speaking! Shouting! Whatever. Look, can we talk about this?"

"Duck!"

"Enough with the rubberduck already Igor, I mean..Oouch! The Hivemind hit me with a brick! Why didn't you say anything!"

"More bricks! Let's hide behind that wall!"

"Good idea! Then they will be just more bricks in it."

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Is this story ever gonna end? :\

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I'm calling it a night see all of you in the morning.

 

[Heckler]

"The who?"

"No, The Who was a sixties rock band."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xNlnmNLf4

Now that's comedy![/slappysquirrel]

 

[jonesy]

"And that was how we stopped the monster. Apparently it was trying to build a library out of the old library. Any more questions? Yes, you in the back."

"Hi, local mad scientist here. Any chance I could get it back now?"

"Well first of all, no. And secondly, not really, because it just broke out of jail a couple of minutes ago."

"Then why are you here holding a press conference instead of trying to catch it?"

"Good point. Let me get right back to you. Like, never."

And the Hivemind lived happily ever after. On the run. You know, like that Gump fellow in that movie. Brain Gump. The one where the brain just keeps running and running and then wins the New York Brainathon. Good flick.

 

[Jdvn1]

"And that was how we stopped the monster. Apparently it was trying to build a library out of the old library. Any more questions? Yes, you in the back."

"Hi, local mad scientist here. Any chance I could get it back now?"

"Well first of all, no. And secondly, not really, because it just broke out of jail a couple of minutes ago."

"Then why are you here holding a press conference instead of trying to catch it?"

"Good point. Let me get right back to you. Like, never."

And the Hivemind lived happily ever after. On the run. You know, like that Gump fellow in that movie. Brain Gump. The one where the brain just keeps running and running and then wins the New York Brainathon. Good flick.

I love happy endings.

 

[Goldmoon]

I love happy endings.

Me too