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"There is no spoon."

"So what, I'm supposed to eat this soup with a fork? What kind of stupid virtuality is this anyway?"

"Now there is no soup either."

"Noooo!"
 

Hey there jonesy! Second level! Congrats.

When you get to third level you are allowed utensils.

Otherwise, tip the bowl, and continue to suck on the soup! :p
 

If a first served mime fell in a come first shopping mall and nobody was there to see it rolling stones would there be a will for a way to gather moss for a tree to fall into a hole dug to sow as to reap when spade is a spade who laughs first?
 

Just spoke with a vampiric, sentient tumbleweed precisely about this the other day and he said the answer depended on how far the woodchuck hurled the log. :\
 


Actually it was my favorite old Gamma World (1e and such) character I used.

It's name was rawhide! ;)

One time he launched into combat, missed his foe with a disastrous failure, and got stuck on the side of a wooden house. Very embarrassing. He couldn't unstick himself from the wood. :\

But when he went into combat he used to sing: "Rollin, rollin, rollin!"
 


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