• NOW LIVE! Into the Woods--new character species, eerie monsters, and haunting villains to populate the woodlands of your D&D games.

The Hive Is Alive!

"So, what's that thing then?"

"It's my white gorilla."

"And why do have a gorilla?"

"It's in case anyone ever tries to rob me."

"You mean it beats them up?"

"No, it holds my wallet."

"And how's that working out for you?"

"I'm still trying to figure out how to make him give the wallet back to me when I need to buy something."

"So, doh?"

"Doh."
 

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And ... a good afternoon to you too jonesy.

When I read this for some reason the dual gorilla thief car-gettaway attempt in the Pink Panther movie came to mind for some reason. :\
 

The grey teddybears of the mind lost in a blizzard are fumbling towards the exit on the mountain of the ocean below the city of light forgotten ever after by the faded dreams of the sun inside a piece of paper flying falling closer to the running giraffe painting in the museum built on the ruins of a citadel broken by the wrath of strawberry muffins.
 


Into the Woods

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