Back from the town, going to sleep it off during the next 12 hours.
Damm that was a fun night out, basically went to this barbecue at my friends place, brought enough chicken skewers for both me and another mate. Everything went well, we were barbecuing and having fun, drinking some brews. Naturally, my friend had to get a bit of a joint, but thats only because he's got a bad case of migraine, and it seems to help. So, out of nowhere, we get a visit from the under stairs neighbor who starts out with offering everyone a line of coke. Naturally, no one quite agrees to join him, but that doesn't stop him from being quite jolly about it.
Eventually, he asks us if we like ermm.... oral endeavors. While the majority of the people at the party have some kind of permanent lady-friend, we still pretend like we have no idea what this joker is talking about. He continues babbling about his great success in achieving above-mentioned accomplishments, and when someone says he doesn't believe him, he immediately goes to the TV and hooks up his mobile phone which, accidentally, holds a three minute clip of above-mentioned endeavor, in zoom, featuring our lovely under stairs neighbor and his somewhat husky girlfriend in a rather dimunitive set of underwear.
What the whole thing ends with is the under stairs neighbor being escorted home, my somewhat stoned friend trying to explain his girlfriend that he wasn't looking at the naughty bits, and me and another friend standing in the kitchen with a grotesque body-builder trying to explain him the standards of military communication protocol.