The Hive Is REALLY Alive!

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That's a relief because I'm not sure I could stand being a horn-fox. However, if you were to add a "y" to the equation, then things might be different...
 

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I'm not your father. :erm:

Nor am I. Though I had this nasty nightmare last night, where one of my ex called and said: "Congratulations, you're a father." :confused:

I guess it's just my subconscious reminding me of the past. That actually did happen 7 years ago... Luckily it was later determined that I actually wasn't the father.
 

Nor am I. Though I had this nasty nightmare last night, where one of my ex called and said: "Congratulations, you're a father." :confused:

Yikes. The worst I've had happen was when a girl from long distance internet relationship I had once called and told me "I've hadn't had my period" about 1 month after I visited her for the holidays. :eek: Luckily... it was just late... very late.
 

This is why I must stress protection guys. If you can't fight the urge to resist premarital sex (not everyone is a saint or has different morals or views on sex and its role in a relationship and I can respect that) please use protection. The world is already over-populated and doesnb't need another life brought into it unless it is planned.

JMHO.
 

Yikes. The worst I've had happen was when a girl from long distance internet relationship I had once called and told me "I've hadn't had my period" about 1 month after I visited her for the holidays. :eek: Luckily... it was just late... very late.

Yeah, been there. After a few of those you just learn to relax and wait. It's not that rare for 'em to be late.

Actually, with the life I used to live, I'm surpriced that I don't have a dozen kids around the country :-S.

Well, I'm a different man now than I was 5 years ago (Quite radically different...), and I'm glad about it ;).
 

This is why I must stress protection guys. If you can't fight the urge to resist premarital sex (not everyone is a saint or has different morals or views on sex and its role in a relationship and I can respect that) please use protection. The world is already over-populated and doesnb't need another life brought into it unless it is planned.

JMHO.

Man, you would propably have hated me only five years ago... I was an A****** in those days...
 





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