The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

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*Sigh* I give up on you guys......
The movie is MST3K (Mystery Science Theatre 3000- The Movie)
And don't say you don't like the show or the movie, or I'll have to assume that you have NO sense of humor.....just kidding. Here's an easy one......

"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
 

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I like MST3K when they are actually doing the movie. It is the bad skits they do before and after I don't like. Their comments during the movie are great and funny. I just like the stuff with the lady on the screen. I don't even remember her name.


Chances are I have not seen the movie your quoting. Your going to give me grief for it I'm sure. And for your information I have not read the Lord of the Rings books. That gets some shocked looks from geeks I talk to.
 

For what it is worth, I have only read The Hobbit. I tried to read the others but found it too stuffy. However the movies are incredible and the last one I found myself sitting upright three times during the movie. The only reason I didn't get into trouble is EVERYONE did that themselves also.

Thumbs x2 up for mister Jackson and the actors.
 

I agree the skits are pretty terrible. Except for the Patrick Swayze's Roadhouse Christmas song. That is funny as hell, but that was back when it was Joel, not Mike. I can't BELIEVE you have NEVER seen the movie! That's terrible. I mean really. I mean, I'll still be friends with all of you, but you're all walking the line. LOL. Rent it and watch it with friends. SERIOUSLY! :lol:
Aeson said:
And for your information I have not read the Lord of the Rings books. That gets some shocked looks from geeks I talk to.
Tolkein is a genius. But he's a terribly boring writer. I too, have never read his books, and probably never will.
 

I have read the Dragonlance Chronicles. That seem to get me some Geek cred. I tried to read LOTR but I got as far as Bilbo mentioning his eleventy first birthday and could not go on. I will try again one day.
 

Aurora said:
I agree the skits are pretty terrible. Except for the Patrick Swayze's Roadhouse Christmas song. That is funny as hell, but that was back when it was Joel, not Mike. I can't BELIEVE you have NEVER seen the movie! That's terrible. I mean really. I mean, I'll still be friends with all of you, but you're all walking the line. LOL. Rent it and watch it with friends. SERIOUSLY! :lol:

Tolkein is a genius. But he's a terribly boring writer. I too, have never read his books, and probably never will.
The guys have done a MST3K mp3 for The Phantom Menace. I may try to download it and watch. I haven't had the problems with Episode I that others have had but I still would like to see what they do with it.
 

So, I have an informative tidbit of information for you all. If you are painting a room (with a female), it's important to start at the top of the wall and move down (really you should do this anyways) because if (and I'm not naming any names here) she paints the middle first and then has to stand on her tiptoes to get the top of the wall and accidentally falls forward a little, guess what you get........




you ready?





boob prints in the paint. That is what you get. Thought you all would like to know.
 

Aurora said:
*Sigh* I give up on you guys......
The movie is MST3K (Mystery Science Theatre 3000- The Movie)
And don't say you don't like the show or the movie, or I'll have to assume that you have NO sense of humor.....just kidding. Here's an easy one......

"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

Huh. Never knew they made a movie. But how exactly do they make a movie of a show that in it played movies? So if it played in a movie theater, I'd be going to see a movie about others watching another movie?

That quote sounds like Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 

Dog Moon said:
Huh. Never knew they made a movie. But how exactly do they make a movie of a show that in it played movies? So if it played in a movie theater, I'd be going to see a movie about others watching another movie?
That would be correct :)

Dog Moon said:
That quote sounds like Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
That too is also correct! Hooray!
 

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