The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Goldmoon]

Yes! patti Rothberg's cover of kung Fu Fighting just came on my ipod!!! This song rocks.

 

[Aeson]

Im holding up my shirt. you looking?

I think I love you.

 

[Aeson]

Im holding up my shirt. you looking?

Forgot this one.

 

[The_Warlock]

You know, I'm sure I need to game and sleep less...I miss all the good posts in this thread.

Um, Pictures would requires reciprocation, and I don't want to see what you would be sharing Aeson.

Now, if this is her bad, I wonder how many Guinness it takes to make her better... (Ponders if there is such an thing...)

 

[Aeson]

You know, I'm sure I need to game and sleep less...I miss all the good posts in this thread.

Um, Pictures would requires reciprocation, and I don't want to see what you would be sharing Aeson.

Now, if this is her bad, I wonder how many Guinness it takes to make her better... (Ponders if there is such an thing...)

You would all need LOTS of Guinness for my pics.

Never claimed to be pretty. I try to rely on my charms and wit. It's not working so well.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

It goes straight to my ass so yes.

You give your Guiness to your donkey?

 

[Aeson]

I'm really getting tired of rude customers. I'm trying to make money. You don't like a price you don't have to be rude about it. Is 45 cents too much to ask for a stamp? B!tch got pissed. It's not the first time. I've actually had someone ask if it's illegal to charge more than face value. If it was I wouldn't do it.

While I typed this rant a very nice woman came in. She said I was kind and very helpful. I need more of those.

 

[The_Warlock]

I'm really getting tired of rude customers. I'm trying to make money. You don't like a price you don't have to be rude about it. Is 45 cents too much to ask for a stamp? B!tch got pissed. It's not the first time. I've actually had someone ask if it's illegal to charge more than face value. If it was I wouldn't do it.

While I typed this rant a very nice woman came in. She said I was kind and very helpful. I need more of those.

Just remember, while the customer is always right, they aren't always smart. You may want a sign explaining what MSRP stands for...especially the S..."Suggested", and after the manufacturer suggests a price to me, I get to charge whatever I darn well please...

 

[The_Warlock]

You give your Guiness to your donkey?

Look out Goldmoon, The Donkey Squad is back on the case...

 

[The_Warlock]

I've done my stint in retail (nice and short thankfully, but they wouldn't let me operate the rotary slicer...), but the best object I've ever seen to sum up what you want to do to some customers was owned by a friend of mine.

White pedestal with a sign raised above the back which says "Complaint Department: Please Take a Number"

Glued on the pedestal: A grenade replica with a small tag numbered "1" on the arming pin.