The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[The_Warlock]

I played a human in a game once where we were told we could find anything we wanted to eat. I asked if they had human on a stick. The party got upset that I would ask such a thing.

I was in a Rifts game once in a magical city, where a Noodle Shop had a large sign above the buffet bar "Certified 100% Elf Free"...

 

[Aeson]

Anyone mind watching the store? I need a nap.

 

[Aurora]

Gaming was fun last night. We stopped mid fight though cause it was late. We are getting our butts kicked. We only have the bad guy down approx a quarter of his hit points. Dshai called him the oldest and largest Fire Giant. He's twice the size of a reg fire giant. Half way into the fight we found out why. He shed his Fire giant "skin" and is a red dragon. Aurora did a Greater Dispel on him and dispelled two of his enchantments. He got pissed. At which point he flew over to her (the sorcerer.....with hardly any hit points compared to the others) and attempted to disntegrate her. Thank god for Protection from Spells.....without that diamond I would have been dust. My contingency of plane shift to my pocket dimension when I reach 1 hp wouldn't have helped me any with that one.

 

[The_Warlock]

Six pounds huh? That's a lot of chicken.

We got a 3' diameter platter, half with chicken, half with mozzarela and pesto finger sandwhiches, a small vat of hummus, and a bag of different hunks of bread...

 

[Aeson]

I was in a Rifts game once in a magical city, where a Noodle Shop had a large sign above the buffet bar "Certified 100% Elf Free"...

I will have a sign like that in a future game.

 

[The_Warlock]

Anyone mind watching the store? I need a nap.

Alas, I don't have a spy satellite under my control currently...

 

[The_Warlock]

Gaming was fun last night. We stopped mid fight though cause it was late. We are getting our butts kicked. We only have the bad guy down approx a quarter of his hit points. Dshai called him the oldest and largest Fire Giant. He's twice the size of a reg fire giant. Half way into the fight we found out why. He shed his Fire giant "skin" and is a red dragon. Aurora did a Greater Dispel on him and dispelled two of his enchantments. He got pissed. At which point he flew over to her (the sorcerer.....with hardly any hit points compared to the others) and attempted to disntegrate her. Thank god for Protection from Spells.....without that diamond I would have been dust. My contingency of plane shift to my pocket dimension when I reach 1 hp wouldn't have helped me any with that one.

Remember, henchmen are like ablative armor, just make sure they are always standing between you and the Green Beam (tm)...

 

[Aeson]

Gaming was fun last night. We stopped mid fight though cause it was late. We are getting our butts kicked. We only have the bad guy down approx a quarter of his hit points. Dshai called him the oldest and largest Fire Giant. He's twice the size of a reg fire giant. Half way into the fight we found out why. He shed his Fire giant "skin" and is a red dragon. Aurora did a Greater Dispel on him and dispelled two of his enchantments. He got pissed. At which point he flew over to her (the sorcerer.....with hardly any hit points compared to the others) and attempted to disntegrate her. Thank god for Protection from Spells.....without that diamond I would have been dust. My contingency of plane shift to my pocket dimension when I reach 1 hp wouldn't have helped me any with that one.

You're so hawt right now.

 

[Aurora]

You're so hawt right now.

Because I am talking gaming?....lol

 

[The_Warlock]

I will have a sign like that in a future game.

It was then pointed out by someone familiar with the city that no one ever certified any restaurant's food there dwarf or gnome free. They're small, you see, and accidents can happen at the meat grinders...