The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[hafrogman]

Well ... can't really say that frogs have a nose. SO nostrils was the best I could come up with in a pinch.

Now you're pinching my nostrils?

Kinky.

 

[Aeson]

Even while you are pregnant? WOW, you have got some slack-ass friends what can't sprint faster than a pregnant woman. They deserve to be eaten by lions and bears and banjos (avoiding, for the moment that banjos can't actually eat anyone).

One of her friends weighs over 400 lbs and is 45ish. I think he will make a nice tasty treat for the bear.

 

[Aurora]

I think the only one that might be able to our run you is Enk. The others are pretty big fellas.

Heh....did you take a good look at Enk when you met him? He is more pregnant than I am. Plus, he is not very atheletic.

 

[The_Warlock]

I am still pretty damn quick and probably wouldn't be above tripping them when a bear was closing in....you know self-preservation and all.

Improved Trip, indispensible to dwarves, Carival Line passengers and pregnant women.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Why do you think Fru doesn't camp anymore.

Banjos be damned; I happen to love camping. I'd go by myself if I had my own transportation.

 

[Mycanid]

Hmm ... I hadn't thought of it that way. :\

 

[Aurora]

Hmm ... I hadn't thought of it that way. :\

which way is that?

 

[Aeson]

Heh....did you take a good look at Enk when you met him? He is more pregnant than I am. Plus, he is not very atheletic.

He looks thinner than the others in your group. Fett is too short. His legs don't have the stride.

 

[The_Warlock]

Dshai would probably not like me going camping in dangerous areas while pregnant. Camping on the beach I am sure he would be fine with. Areas with bears....not so much.

But someplace with banjos? I'd be more worried than where the bears are...

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Nah, she just hangs out with a lot of halflings, dwarves and gnomes.

Bears have a base land speed of 40. In order to beat that you'd have to be a human monk at 6th level or higher: +20 to base land speed.