The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Heckler]

This begs the question. Do you ask the question or just wait for the answer to pop into their head?

You can come up with better questions than that.

That's like burning a Wish for a grilled cheese sammich.

Mmmmm....sammich...

 

[The_Warlock]

OMG! No one will know how coincidental this is.

This begs the question. Do you ask the question or just wait for the answer to pop into their head?

Wait. It says Listen, not ask.

 

[Aeson]

You can come up with better questions than that.

That's like burning a Wish for a grilled cheese sammich.

Mmmmm....sammich...

That's just silly. You don't use a wish for a grilled cheese. You wait to use it when the cheese burns your mouth.

 

[Aeson]

Wait. It says Listen, not ask.

True. I guess I'll shut up now.

 

[Heckler]

That's just silly. You don't use a wish for a grilled cheese. You wait to use it when the cheese burns your mouth.

That's what the Heal is for.

 

[hafrogman]

True. I guess I'll shut up now.

No, you can talk. Just not about answers. We'll just carry on in our (un)usual fashion, and something shall be stunningly relevant. . . or not. You can't trust the cookies any more than you can trust Applebee's.

Back to the conversation at hand.

So, nice weather we've been having recently.

 

[The_Warlock]

That's just silly. You don't use a wish for a grilled cheese. You wait to use it when the cheese burns your mouth.

I'd save it for world domination, personally. Then I can have professional grilled cheese chefs at my beck and call who can get it to precisely the right temperature to avoid burning me (among other secondary benefits).

 

[Aeson]

I'd save it for world domination, personally. Then I can have professional grilled cheese chefs at my beck and call who can get it to precisely the right temperature to avoid burning me (among other secondary benefits).

Wishes that grand just invite the DM to screw with you.

I'm not in the frame of mind to think of anything at the moment. I'd like to see how the rest of you would handle this wish.

 

[The_Warlock]

True. I guess I'll shut up now.

No, no, keep talking. There has to be stuff to respond to. Remember, it doesn't say we are oracles...more like savants (idiot savants, but hey, you can't have everything (unless you wish for world domination (but who's counting))).

 

[The_Warlock]

Wishes that grand just invite the DM to screw with you.

I'm not in the frame of mind to think of anything at the moment. I'd like to see how the rest of you would handle this wish.

True, it's a grand opportunity, on the other hand, I'm an old hand at wishing. PO'd one of my DMs once when I worded a wish back in the older editions that pretty much gave us back our stat drain, the negative levels we had accrued in the undead swamp we were in, and prevented any temporal, physical, mental or other ramifications of regaining our peak health and power.

He squinted at me for about 10 minutes trying to find a way to screw us over. He couldn't find a way.

I figure if I was actually black of heart I probably could be a lawyer, but I always try to use my powers for GOOD (or free food).