Aeson
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The_One_Warlock said:Bah! Stabbity sticks are inaccurate, and not guaranteed to end your opponent on a successful shot. I would suggest Nordyne Defense Dynamics patented Rooto-Frog Bombs(TM) - impact triggered, soap emulsified sulfuric acid projectiles; not only do they melt skin, they have a moderate blast radius to handle bouncy targets, and by adding water, the soap activates, leaving the target zone clean, and evidence free!
Another high-quality, freedom enhancing product from Nordyne Defense Dynamics (makers of Happy Lumpy Puppy Chow(TM), because nothing says the future like radioactive recycling and dog food!)

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