The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Angel Tarragon]

Holy smokes! What - this pc been inspired by Goldmoon or something?

She's going to be a flagpole.

My dwarf is a little taller than normal, but is also immensely fat. Hafrogman's pc is a foot taller and weighs 20 lbs. LESS than I do.

Well I exrapolated the info from the height/weight chart and made her 140 lbs.

 

[Mycanid]

By a grue?

Hiya Heckler.

 

[hafrogman]

Oh Lord ..... :\

Here it comes.

"I TOLD you NOT to eat between meals!"

"Awww ... c'mon mom!"

Yeesh.

Well, see the funny thing is, the child is the LN one, and I expect a wood elf to be of a more chaotic bent. Think more (pop culture reference that you would never get). The flighty, hedonistic mother, and the straight-laced child embarressed by the relation.

 

[Mycanid]

Well I exrapolated the info from the height/weight chart and made her 140 lbs.

Still skinny.

Heck. I am 5'7" and weigh 140 lbs. and people are always saying I am too skinny, don't eat enough, etc., etc.

But you want a slender elven amazon then why not?

 

[Mycanid]

Well, see the funny thing is, the child is the LN one, and I expect a wood elf to be of a more chaotic bent. Think more (pop culture reference that you would never get). The flighty, hedonistic mother, and the straight-laced child embarressed by the relation.

You're right ... I don't get the reference.

What's with the 6'1" amazon elf making love to a human?! I'd be kinda scared maself.

Well, at least we know what kind of "half" elf you are - wood elf.

Hmm ... Maybe your last name would be the name of your biological father then?

 

[Heckler]

Hiya Heckler.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Still skinny.

Heck. I am 5'7" and weigh 140 lbs. and people are always saying I am too skinny, don't eat enough, etc., etc.

But you want a slender elven amazon then why not?

Hmm, I'll up her to 160 lbs then.

 

[Mycanid]

HOw's your mental health today?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Hey Heckler. How are you today?

 

[Mycanid]

Hmm, I'll up her to 160 lbs then.

No! AUGH! I didn't mean to cause that!

If she is 140 lbs. let her be 140 lbs. She'll just be ripped to death muscle wise ... like (you listening frogman?) Bruce Lee was.