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[Aurora]

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Some geeks I have met need "practice dates" that way they can get used to talking to women and know what NOT to say and what NOT to do when they actually go out with one they like. My best friend and I were discussing this once after she went ona blind date with a guy who ended up being a gamer. (SHe was set up by her birth mom- lol) After he finished eating he literally, picked up his plate and licked it. That's right, licked it. I bust out laughing when she told me that. My response (heehee) was that I could start pimping her out to geeks who need "dating training" and she could point out to them things like "don't lick your plate when you are done eating."

 

[Aurora]

She's got a lump* in her throat.


*of the heffa variety.

LOL

 

[Angel Tarragon]

She's got a lump* in her throat.


*of the heffa variety.

a heffa lump?

I know what a Heffalump is (I'm Winnie the Pooh savvy) but I don't know hat a heffa lump is.

 

[Aurora]

a heffa lump?

I know what a Heffalump is (I'm Winnie the Pooh savvy) but I don't know hat a heffa lump is.

You must not have read the last page before you jumped in today.

 

[hafrogman]

I know what a Heffalump is (I'm Winnie the Pooh savvy)

That was the angle I was going for. She tried this harrumph nonsense earlier, too. But anyways, a Heffalump in one's throat would probably cause some small amount of choking.

 

[hafrogman]

Some geeks I have met need "practice dates" that way they can get used to talking to women and know what NOT to say and what NOT to do when they actually go out with one they like.

Nobody ever offered me this service. =(

After he finished eating he literally, picked up his plate and licked it.

But then I guess I was a LITTLE more socially concious than this. . . but really, isn't there a difference between geekdom and lack of table manners? Socially akward vs. just plain rude.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

But then I guess I was a LITTLE more socially concious than this. . . but really, isn't there a difference between geekdom and lack of table manners? Socially akward vs. just plain rude.

QFT.

 

[Aurora]

Nobody ever offered me this service. =(But then I guess I was a LITTLE more socially concious than this. . . but really, isn't there a difference between geekdom and lack of table manners? Socially akward vs. just plain rude.

LOL Yes there is. A big one in fact. He just happenned to be a geek that also had terrible table manners. I still think that many geeks could benefit from such a service though.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

You must not have read the last page before you jumped in today.

I skimmed it. I must have missed that part.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

LOL Yes there is. A big one in fact. He just happenned to be a geek that also had terrible table manners. I still think that many geeks could benefit from such a service though.

There is a lot to be said for social grace. I'm happy to say that my social manners are not atrocious.