The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Jdvn1]

*waves hand* Why think so profit-oriented? The people would surely like it more if they had the control...

Well, money makes the world go 'round. Controlling the economy means controlling the world.

Besides, the people would like having me as their ruler. Well, or they'd die. Either way, it's a happier world.

 

[Jdvn1]

*Note to self - invest in multi-purpose armor.*

Oh, those all-in-one armors are never the deal you think they're going to be.

 

[Aeson]

No, thank you - I'm diabetic, and undead.

A way to get around the armor. Feed it to him.

 

[Jdvn1]

No, thank you - I'm diabetic, and undead.

Hm, I can adjust the recipe, I think...

 

[Jdvn1]

I could pay in empty boxes and packing peanuts.

I'll give KO some bubble wrap.

Hm, that's a little more difficult to work with. Are they undead-smiting empty boxes and packing peanuts?

 

[Knight Otu]

Well, money makes the world go 'round. Controlling the economy means controlling the world.

Besides, the people would like having me as their ruler. Well, or they'd die. Either way, it's a happier world.

Ah, right. That pesky world domination thingy. Well, worth a try.

 

[Aeson]

Hm, that's a little more difficult to work with. Are they undead-smiting empty boxes and packing peanuts?

I have a Minister friend I could ask to bless them. Is that enough?

 

[Knight Otu]

Oh, those all-in-one armors are never the deal you think they're going to be.

I never said that'd be my only protection...

 

[Jdvn1]

Ah, right. That pesky world domination thingy. Well, worth a try.

So, you were saying about help with Christmas shopping?

 

[Knight Otu]

A way to get around the armor. Feed it to him.

Well, the second condition should override the first one... but I'm not going to test that out on myself.