The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Darth K'Trava]

A lady came in to FedEx a TV to her son in Boston. 85 lbs. S.O.B.. I scratched my hand while picking it up to put on the scale. I bled all over everything. Now there is a little bit of me going to England, China and Boston.

And it'd have been cheaper for the woman to send the son a stupid gift card....... idiots.....


Speaking of idiots..... we had one dumbass call this morning to ask us if you remove the plastic wrapping off the turkey before putting it into the oven......

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Huh.


Looks like without Aurora no one wants to be here. I take a hint and will work on other stuff.

At that time: I was in the midst of Zzzzz....

Weather was icky here. Somehow we ended up with a nor'easter that shoulda gone further north.... it was rainy, windy and bitterly cold.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Or maybe she just manages to think of interesting topics, I have no idea. How about this: I'll list of 3 or 4 subjects, and we will discuss one of them.

Cheese

Too much and it tears my stomach up. Sometimes I don't care since I like it so much.

Thanksgiving

Worked today and then came home. Surprised Mom did some cooking.... ate sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce and a salad along with chicken I brought home from work.

Robots

They need one to do yard work.

Why someone doesn't understand the annoyance of Mord's Disjunction

Dunno. Never used it. One time I used Antimagic Shell to advance on an enemy. Didn't phaze me one bit as I was the only 11th level PC without magic items. Didn't have time to get any before the game started. And I was playin' the cleric!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

You really should have had one of your clones monitor the thread, rather than employ all of them in your world-dominating schemes.

Or keeping you occupied...

 

[Aurora]

And it'd have been cheaper for the woman to send the son a stupid gift card....... idiots.....


Speaking of idiots..... we had one dumbass call this morning to ask us if you remove the plastic wrapping off the turkey before putting it into the oven......

Where do you work that you take calls about Turkeys?

Nothing beats the morons who would call DShai when he sold computers. One lady called about her "cup holder" being broken. Yeah, the cdrom drive. She had been using it as a cup holder- no lie. Another guy called and was upset because DShai sold him a computer wth no printer cable. He went over there and the guy had it plugged in to the back of his computer and then takced up on the wall like an antenna. Another guy thought his monitor was a fax machine/scanner as well. "I hold my piece of paper up to the screen, why can't the computer read it?"

 

[Aurora]

Or maybe she just manages to think of interesting topics, I have no idea. How about this: I'll list of 3 or 4 subjects, and we will discuss one of them.

Cheese
Thanksgiving
Robots
Why someone doesn't understand the annoyance of Mord's Disjunction

I too shall answer your questions. (Darth answering them reminded me)
Cheese: I love cheese, but am lactose intolerant, so I can only eat a bit before it upsets my stomach.
Thanksgiving: One of my favorite meals of the year. My funny T-day memory was when I was 9, living in San Diego and my great-grandma came out to visit. She was preparing the turkey to put in the oven, and she farted. She then proceeded to blame it on the turkey. She was funny. I miss her.
Robots: Robots are cool I want one like the one in the Jetson's that did all the housework. I dsliked the movie though because the teenager girl's name is Judy Jetson which sounds a lot like Jennie Jensen and so when I was in 6th grade and the movie came out everyone started calling me Judy Jetson and singing the song to me. Luckliy, it didn't last long.
Mord's Disjunction: never used it

 

[Aeson]

Where do you work that you take calls about Turkeys?

Nothing beats the morons who would call DShai when he sold computers. One lady called about her "cup holder" being broken. Yeah, the cdrom drive. She had been using it as a cup holder- no lie. Another guy called and was upset because DShai sold him a computer wth no printer cable. He went over there and the guy had it plugged in to the back of his computer and then takced up on the wall like an antenna. Another guy thought his monitor was a fax machine/scanner as well. "I hold my piece of paper up to the screen, why can't the computer read it?"

I worked at Arby's The "meat" comes in as a gelatnous mass in a plastic bag. We take it out and cook it and looks like the roast beef we all know and love. I've found what looks like plastic pieces in the meat after cooking. I'm not sure if it was plactic or something else.

I've heard of people thinking their CD drive was a cup holder but that was stories people in IT told. It was always a friend of a friend had a client kinda story. The monitor/fax/scanner is a new one. I have no idea how these kind of people are allowed to live. If I were in charge there would be an IQ requirement for continued life after childhood.

 

[Aeson]

I'm going. I need to go to bed early to get up early tomorrow.

 

[Aurora]

I worked ar Arby's The "meat" comes in as a gelatnous mass in a plastic bag. We take it out and cook it and looks like the roast beef we all know and love. I've found what looks like plastic pieces in the meat after cooking. I'm not sure if it was plactic or something else.

Awe man, I used to like Arby's! :\

I've heard of people thinking their CD drive was a cup holder but that was stories people in IT told. It was always a friend of a friend had a client kinda story. The monitor/fax/scanner is a new one. I have no idea how these kind of people are allowed to live. If I were in charge there would be an IQ requirement for continued life after childhood.

Nah, the cup holder one actually happenned to DShai. He has a lot of other stories, I just don't remember them right now. He worked with a guy that was hilarious. He was busy talking to this woman who was a complete moron. He was standing next to a kiosk, so he picked up the phone and paged himself to the managers office. He then hung up the phone and said "I'm sorry ma'am that was for me, so I have to go" She said "okay" and stood there for over 5 minutes before she realized what he did and then got mad and stormed out. Their big thing at the store was trying to sell extended warranties for the computers. So, when a customer didn't buy one, he would start doing this weird dance and hooting and hollering. The customer would look baffled and ask him what he was doing and he'd reply that he was doing the "computer hex dance" so that in 30 days their computer would break. He was completely nuts, but fun to hang around in small doses.

 

[Aurora]

I'm going. I need to go to bed early to get up early tomorrow.

Have a good one.