The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

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Aeson said:
How do you intend to impress this young lady if you don't have any strength or energy? Fruit isn't going to cut it. You must eat flesh. Beast flesh will do but man flesh is best. :D
Yeah, she's a raw vegan. I'm not going to give up my eating habits, but neither can I really take her out to a steak house :D So I devour the flesh of my enemies, but I do it when she's not looking.
 

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hafrogman said:
Yeah, she's a raw vegan. I'm not going to give up my eating habits, but neither can I really take her out to a steak house :D So I devour the flesh of my enemies, but I do it when she's not looking.

Maybe if you just started by parboiling her in beef or chicken broth, you'd solve most of the issues.....
 


hafrogman said:
I was implying that my butt was blindingly white and pasty.

It is in fact deuce, you've been listening to too much Manfred Mann. :cool: The lyrics are impossible to determine, but since Bruce wrote the song, I trust his interpretation of the lyrics.

He must have a speech impediment or something, because that's not what it sounds like.
 


The_One_Warlock said:
Maybe if you just started by parboiling her in beef or chicken broth, you'd solve most of the issues.....
You want me to eat her?

Geez man, we've only been on one date!



*not that that seems to mean anything these days*
*old fashioned*
 




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