However, my statement, being a description of an event with a probablilty greater than null, not having been observed by the statement maker produces a potential reality which we shall identify as the Quantum Date, with both the Boiled and Non-Boiled vegan as potential outcomes, and since you are, in fact, a participating variable in the particle interaction, your reported specific outcome is not, in fact, an observance of the system to determine which has actually happened, but rather a limited expostition by a thinking particle of non-quantum perception relating one of the two possible states. As such, we the the observer, still have a statement of probablility extent until such a time as the experiment is revealed, thus it is impossible for you to fix my statement for me, being you at the time, because you have not truly observed the reality, merely one quanta, so you must be fixing it for you, not being me, but stated as me, being you, to properly achieve connection between your limited perception with the statements made outside the bounds of the experiement. As such, the statement can't be fixed for me until the experiement is properly observed, which based on the expected time with would take to parboil a whole vegan, means I won't be checking until at least tomorrow to see if you have in fact fixed it for me, or you.