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The Scottsman Lyrics

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
And he stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
He stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye
"See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong a handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scotish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show

Ring-ding didle iidle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
Around the bonnie star the scot's kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
"Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won first prize"

Ring-ding didle idle i de-o
Ring dye didley i oh
Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize
 

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hafrogman said:
I wasn't implying that there was anything wrong with the number in and of itself, but it's a habit I have of refering to all women of twenty-nine or above, as twenty-nine.

My mom? Twenty-nine.
My grandmother? Twenty-nine.
My other grandmother? Dead. Okay, so it's not a PERFECT system.

Hmm ... sounds vaguely like the numbering system of the rabbits in watership down slightly altered. :\
 


Yes ... that is the song Aurora. I may have it somewhere. I'll have to rumage through my stuff when I get a chance. :\
 

Aurora said:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminds me of the song "The Scottsman". Great song. Fannigans Isle learned it just for me so they could sing it when they play :)
We have a local DJ that plays it on the radio from time to time. I think he does it on Friday mornings.
 

Aurora said:
Sweet! I just bought a new DVD player though. A Phillips upconverting player. It's nice.
Alrighty. . . see you in. . . let's see.

I have work until five. Then work again tomorrow. Then the Transformer's Movie on the 3rd, the 4th on the 4th (duh), work again on Thursday and Friday . . . we'll see you on Saturday!
 


hafrogman said:
Alrighty. . . see you in. . . let's see.

I have work until five. Then work again tomorrow. Then the Transformer's Movie on the 3rd, the 4th on the 4th (duh), work again on Thursday and Friday . . . we'll see you on Saturday!
LOL Sounds like a plan....
 

hafrogman said:
Alrighty. . . see you in. . . let's see.

I have work until five. Then work again tomorrow. Then the Transformer's Movie on the 3rd, the 4th on the 4th (duh), work again on Thursday and Friday . . . we'll see you on Saturday!
And if she does nothing but watch Walker, she'll most likely have watched the entire series by then.
 

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