The Hive is (realy) Dead! Long Live the Hive Mind!

[Mycanid]

Can't I be both? Sounds like it should be sung to the tune of 'Cause I'm a Blonde.

Actually ... sing it to "Bad to the Bone" by George Thoroughgood.

Earthgirls are apparently not so easy after all. That's what I get for being an alien.

Zoikes! I haven't thought of that song in ages!

Man ... I was listening to that when dinosaurs were still around. :\

 

[Aeson]

Merkuri is rather talented with these things, it seems. Maybe you could ask her for an elite version of one!

Only if she's willing to beat me until dead with it.

 

[Terraism]

My fly is immune to turning attempts.

I'm not touching that with a 10' pole.

Hmm ... I haven't met you before my good sir. A pleasure!

Hey there, mushroom-man. Old, old-time hiver. I poke around in cycles, and I've been doing the "quiet lurking" for the past couple, erm, well... years. Nice to meet you, too.

 

[Mycanid]

I thought you were a fungus.

Of course I am. See the fashionable cap? [points at his cap]

 

[Mycanid]

Only if she's willing to beat me until dead with it.

You want her to beat you with the club until she dies?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Careful Fru. I'm not in the mood. I've been attacked enough in the last couple of days.

Sorry Aeson, just trying to have some fun.

 

[Mycanid]

An elite club?

One step above a normal weapon, but not quite masterwork.

 

[Terraism]

Only if she's willing to beat me until dead with it.

I thought you were in a killin' mood today, Aeson, not a killable?

 

[Mycanid]

....Hey there, mushroom-man. Old, old-time hiver. I poke around in cycles, and I've been doing the "quiet lurking" for the past couple, erm, well... years. Nice to meet you, too.

Unicycle enthusiast?

 

[Terraism]

One step above a normal weapon, but not quite masterwork.

Oh, man. I come here to get away from all those silly, craft-system-based house rules! Since when did we need more than "normal" and "masterwork," huh? Kids these days!