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Goldmoon said:
Wait, you have a line?
A line? Sure, I got plenty.

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Hey baby, what's your sine?" (Trigonometric pickup lines)

"Can I buy you a drink?"
- "Sure."
"Would you like a wormdo?"
- "What's a wormdo?"
"Oh, it wriggles along the ground like this." (demonstration required).

And then of course there's the pickup line I invented for a competition my friends and I dreamed up, but never held. The idea was to try and get slapped before any of the other competitors. Yeah, it was that kind of line. Sadly, I have been told that I'm too "cute" to really get slapped for it, and they'd probably just walk away. :(
 

hafrogman said:
Yeah, I can do Holy Grail cover to cover. Including the opening credits.

Mynd yøu, Møøse bytes can preti nasti. . .

MST3K I've got to be the only person in the world who doesn't like that show. I would much prefer to sit around with my own friends ridiculing bad movies rather than watching someone else do it. Case in point: Ghostrider. Best movie ever to watch in the discount theatre with a bunch of irreverant friends.

We lose more lightbulbs that way. . .
I'll be sure and tell dshai if I ever meet him. :p

Bah. Aurora x Jeffrey Donovan fantasies aren't nearly as much fun.
There are only a couple episodes worth watching, but the movie I find hilarious. One of the funniest movies I have ever seen though is Brain Donors. I love the tagline on the IMDb site "In the tradition of Abbott and Costello, The Three Stooges, and the Reagan Administration." It is really hard to find though and I am not sure if it is even out on DVD yet. It might be though finally. Back when Blockbuster had VHS tapes still the one by us had 1 copy that was always rented out because it was part of the curriculum at WSU's film school to watch it because the comedy just runs so smoothly. I find it to be one of those movies that if you laugh to hard at one joke, you miss the next one.
 

Aeson said:
In clothes, right? Maybe they didn't show anything. I seem to remember being disappointed in the lack of skin.
Bubble bath, iirc. I thought there was a little bit of nip. It's not like you can't get full frontal Kate Winslet elsewhere. *shrug*
 

Aurora said:
It is really hard to find though and I am not sure if it is even out on DVD yet. It might be though finally.
It is indeed out on DVD. My roommate introduced me to it decades ago (well, maybe 15 years), long before we were roommates.

Now he has a copy on our DVD racks, so I know it's out. :)
 

Aurora said:
There are only a couple episodes worth watching, but the movie I find hilarious. One of the funniest movies I have ever seen though is Brain Donors. I love the tagline on the IMDb site "In the tradition of Abbott and Costello, The Three Stooges, and the Reagan Administration." It is really hard to find though and I am not sure if it is even out on DVD yet. It might be though finally. Back when Blockbuster had VHS tapes still the one by us had 1 copy that was always rented out because it was part of the curriculum at WSU's film school to watch it because the comedy just runs so smoothly. I find it to be one of those movies that if you laugh to hard at one joke, you miss the next one.


"Manos: The hands of fate:

Worst.
Movie.
Ever.

:lol: :p
 

hafrogman said:
Bubble bath, iirc. I thought there was a little bit of nip. It's not like you can't get full frontal Kate Winslet elsewhere. *shrug*

True, thats easy. Its her with another woman thats the real trick.

I swear on my life if I ever won the lottery I would find her price.
 

hafrogman said:
A line? Sure, I got plenty.

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Hey baby, what's your sine?" (Trigonometric pickup lines)

"Can I buy you a drink?"
- "Sure."
"Would you like a wormdo?"
- "What's a wormdo?"
"Oh, it wriggles along the ground like this." (demonstration required).

And then of course there's the pickup line I invented for a competition my friends and I dreamed up, but never held. The idea was to try and get slapped before any of the other competitors. Yeah, it was that kind of line. Sadly, I have been told that I'm too "cute" to really get slapped for it, and they'd probably just walk away. :(

The lamest one I ever got was when I was 19 and a guy walked over to me (I was working at Blockbuster at the time) and said "Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful skin?" I think I looked at him with no expression and said "yes". He looked a little flustered and walked away then his buddy came over to ask me out for him.
 

Aeson said:
Everyone but Myc crossed all the lines long ago.
Oh, that kind of line.

Yes, occasionally I have a line. Sometimes I claim to have a line, because I know there's a dirty joke around, but I can't be bothered to craft it. So to let other people imagine it for themselves makes me seem funnier without the effort.

Then there is the actual line. Hence not sharing my last of the other type of line. :cool:
 

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